What would you do for 50,000 dollars?

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:36 pm

Do you have any idea how big a horse's cock is??? Good luck to you in that pursuit, you'd have to have a better gag reflex than Jenna Jameson to pull that one off. In fact I imagine the royalties would keep coming, if you could suck a horse off to orgasm. The gay porn industry would be all over that shit. Horse dicks are like 4 feet long and as big around as a firehose.

May I suggest a miniature horse. Ah hahahaha okay I'll shut up now.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:11 am

Hmmmm...good points Caro.

Maybe I should switch "Horse" with "Goat"...or some other farm animal with a smaller penis.

I should actually re-think that whole event. I still have horrible visions of my backwoods redneck friend jacking off his German Shepard when we were 8 years old. All my friend kept saying while yanking the dog was, "Start 'er up...start 'er up!!"

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:13 am

Now that belongs in the "deepest darkest secrets" thread...

But thanks for sharing, made me laugh.

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:44 am

i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard

EDIT hahahahahaha viewtopic.php?p=143643#143643

SurreyToker · Post by **SurreyToker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:56 am

macky wrote:i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard

Yo dude, lay off. Sure its pretty fucking sick to consider doing ANY sexual favors for a fucking animal, he never said he has an attraction for them, and he's just saying he'd do that shit for money. No reason to flip out and fucking tear him apart man.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:33 pm

id kill mac for 50 big ones, stab stab

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:35 pm

Short simple Answer....

ANYTHING!!!!

do u know how much weed u could get with that

"homers voice"

Mmmmmmmmm Vast qauntities of weed mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:51 pm

SurreyToker wrote:
macky wrote:i knew there were some weird people on this site, but you gorecore are one dirty sick mother fucker.

whats your address ill mail you somemonopolymoney you Poor horse loving bastard
Yo dude, lay off. Sure its pretty fucking sick to consider doing ANY sexual favors for a fucking animal, he never said he has an attraction for them, and he's just saying he'd do that shit for money. No reason to flip out and fucking tear him apart man.

You think that is tearing him apart? That's more of a friendly dig. You really thought someone could say that they would seriously suck off a horse for cash and have it pass without mention. Relax, it's just Mac, its what he does.

£50 000 isnt enough for me to do something that sick though. I could spunk £50 000 in a day and then i just be left heaving for the rest of my life coz i sucked off a horse in front of 10 000 people. Imagine that being your claim to fame.

But shit, whatever turns you on mate.

Short simple Answer....

ANYTHING!!!!

So you'd sleep with your mother for $50 000?

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:54 pm

a girl in our town sleeps with horses, n makes porno with them lmfao.

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:04 pm

yes lol

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:27 pm

this topic is funny

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:16 pm

No harm done, it's all in good fun!

SurreyToker · Post by **SurreyToker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:29 pm

Well in that case, everything is allllllll good!

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:30 pm

Weedguru Caro wrote:Do you have any idea how big a horse's cock is??? Good luck to you in that pursuit, you'd have to have a better gag reflex than Jenna Jameson to pull that one off. In fact I imagine the royalties would keep coming, if you could suck a horse off to orgasm. The gay porn industry would be all over that shit. Horse dicks are like 4 feet long and as big around as a firehose. May I suggest a miniature horse. Ah hahahaha okay I'll shut up now.

We can find a pony im sure

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:52 pm

gorcorethehorsewhore

these kind of images make me want to kill myself

www.weedguru.com

What would you do for 50,000 dollars?

ps. if i ever see you ill be sure to vomit on your face.

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