A Very Stoner Christmas

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:06 am

Ive never really enojoyed christmas for several different reasons but anyways...

My bro told me he got me and my dad both shit from the head shop, Im figurin he got me a small glass peice which will be the shit. Aient got no glass yet, He got one that i smoke out of once in a while, But comparin the taste from metal to glass, Glass taste so much better. So thatll be tight as fuck. And he got my dad a grinder. I know my ma got me a "Smoke Out" movie, Supposed to have Cypress Hill, Bone Thugs, KMK, Snoop and a few others, So thatll be tight too.

I gotta go over my uncles tommrow, Which i cant stand the mother fucker, I know i sound crazy saying this, But hes seriously fuckin crazy. Fucked up in the head, And i worry about him with my mom. I hate the mother fucker, So does my bro and my dad cuz we know hes fucked up in the head, But hes my mas bro.

But on christmas we got a ounce, Jus 2 half ounce buds which look killer, Smokin on that shit all day long. Supposed to get some chrons off my homie, Some sativa which we dont get as much.

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:35 am

Merry Christmas all! I'm gonna have a fun Christmas, although it's gonna be a sober one =/

I'm down in Summerland with my Grandparents, who're lots of fun, and I'm goin snowboarding at Apex Mountain tomorrow on Christmas Eve. I can't wait. When I get back to PG I'm smokin sooooooo much hehe, it's gonna be great =D.

Hope everyone else has a great Christmas, and for some I hope it's much better than what they're expecting.

Peace

13laze · Post by **13laze** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:53 am

lucky u can blaze with ur pops BGDetroit....i for one have never had the 'privilege' my dad would prolly beat my head in if he knew i blazed in the past

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:18 am

Merry Christmas everybody

got meself a brand new 8 inch hash pipe, 35 grams of mindfucking hash, DVDs of Swordfish and Jackie Brown, and a bottle of JW Black....

aaah

im all set for tonight!!!!!!

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:22 am

Purple Monkey wrote:Merry Christmas everybody

got meself a brand new 8 inch hash pipe, 35 grams of mindfucking hash, DVDs of Swordfish and Jackie Brown, and a bottle of JW Black....

aaah

im all set for tonight!!!!!!

what no bitches?

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:27 am

Weed4Life wrote:
Purple Monkey wrote:Merry Christmas everybody

got meself a brand new 8 inch hash pipe, 35 grams of mindfucking hash, DVDs of Swordfish and Jackie Brown, and a bottle of JW Black....

aaah

im all set for tonight!!!!!!
what no bitches?

oh sorry..... forgot....thats later..post midnight...
there's an outdoor chistmas rave that im planning on going to...

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:33 am

whew scared me there for a second haha

nice snowman btw lol

13laze · Post by **13laze** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:52 am

yeah the snowsmans cool

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:29 pm

Eh, fuck Christmas.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:32 pm

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Eh, fuck Christmas.

now you get the point of the snowman...

edit: ok people. its 6.30pm my time..just about to leave work..
you'all have a great Christmas.....even if you think its a capitalist farce..
another reason to toke up and celebrate...

have a good one

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:18 pm

sounds like funk doc is getting a lump of coaaaaaal lol

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:23 pm

Actually, Funk Doc thinks Christmas is a scam to sucker gullible folks out of their money.

Merry Christmas, sheep!

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:34 pm

even if christmas is a scam, seems like i make a huge profit every year

i spend around thirty pounds on my entire family only 3 of these presents are specifically picked by me and by boxing day i have about £200-£300 to spend on whatever I want + presents my parents got me. I love my big rich family

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:47 pm

We have a moocher, folks!

GAZ · Post by **GAZ** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:04 pm

Im with Funk Doc, christmas sucks

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A Very Stoner Christmas

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