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this aint a cop story but oh well

a few months back me and my stoner buddy had been smokin pretty much all day and it was about 10 at night by now we were walkin thought well just outside the city center wen i was like dude lets skin so we sit under a lamppost in the middle of the street and start to skin up(very bad idea) then next randomly out of the darkenss some guy pops up and walks over 2 us so my mates first reaction was grab the quater thats laying on the floor this dude was like 'if i wanted to rob that id be gone before you even picked it up' he then procceed to start askin why we were sitting in the middle of the street skinin up and he could tell we were baked crazy weed smokers (which we were) then he starts beggin us 4 a nug which i would have said no 2 but my mate being very stoned gives him a good sized bud without 2 much bother he thanks us and we deicide to leave and go skin sumwhere else where

shit that was a pointless story im baked hehe the moral is dnt skin in stupid places like the middle of a sidewalk/pavement

hehe yeah , skinning on the side of a road under a lamp is a pretty bad idea

i usualy skin up before i go out, and if i realy wanna skin up when were outside we just do it casualy, sitting on a bench or something... nobody is bothered by ppl smoking in public where i live anyway so... only thing u gotta do is watch out for police combi's

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were a chick that doesn't like to get her fingers dirty. You must be the only person on this forum that uses scissors to bust up her weed.

riight, actually i usually use the bud buster. and it has nothing to do with getting my fingers dirty, has to do with getting them caked up and sticky from the crystal.. its annouying to have to roll with crystally fingers and easier to use a pair of scissors that are in the same room.

i know where she's comin from, i know a number of my buddies that use scissors to cut up their bud

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:

kammyslack wrote:I dont like to 'finger-fuck' my chronic as it gets my fingers all sticky cuz of the crystal, and i dont Pre-Bust any of my chronic because.. i dont.

so i need the scizzors to cut up my marijuana so i can roll it up.


should i draw a diagram?

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were a chick that doesn't like to get her fingers dirty. You must be the only person on this forum that uses scissors to bust up her weed.

Being a stoner and all Funk Doctor. You would think using scissors to bust up ur weed is the only way to go (when you have scissors)Because then u don't get all of the THC on ur finger's......didn't i tell u to start eating subway...that fat on ur neck is makin u dumb

well, .. when i was 17 a park ranger busted me, my friend, my ukrainian sister. I had some really good bud, only had like 3 bowls left. I think the ranger let us go because he wanted to try my weed. He just called my house and got my parents to come pick me up, i got so lucky on that one.

He took my weed & my steamroller, which he probly tried out

on his right wrote:i know where she's comin from, i know a number of my buddies that use scissors to cut up their bud

look what you've done funk..

VaNN wrote:steamroller, which he probly tried out

Steamrollers are the shit.

yup scissors are the way to go...
my hash is VERY fucking sticky and if use my fingers it gets stuck under my nails...bloody irritating...this way i conserve hash AND keep my fingers stickyless (?)

wen me tweedle and some next breh called tony went to the weed festival we were cotchin on a g feild rolling a zoot and the police walked staright past us they saw us roling it up and everything boy im going to the 2005 weed festival

back to the first story...

let me get this straight.......

Two cops were smoking in a place were food is comsumed and prepeard ?

namely mcdonalds.?

didnt think mcdonalds aloud smoking or is that just in the UK

any way just wanna say ur one lucky S.o.b

Stan wrote:didnt think mcdonalds aloud smoking or is that just in the UK

My mates smoke cigs in Mc Ds and no1 said nothing to them