The Gnome Bong

[Guest]

we should make an online story for the gnome

uhm..YES! what happened to that idea. how can my gnome bong thread be at the bottom of the damn page.

[canadianbud]

hahaha gnome bong man that's amazing. how did you turn him into a bong like howd u put a hole in for the bowl and stuff??

[Guest]

some drill kit my dad had.. i was all scared the shit was gonna crack because I was incredibly high

the bowl and the choke go down into a little plastic container thing where they are melted into the plastic..and that container has a tube that goes up through the gnome's HAT! it's pimp, and I assure you, airtight.
fuck im baked did i explain ok

[BUDA]

Pimp and airtight eh? sounds very good. Cute Bong not man'ly enough for me mind Jokes Jokes

[Guest]

Cute Bong not man'ly enough for me mind

no it's very true cus this gnome is most definitely gay. like really really gay.






edit: hahaha I posted that then thought "where the hell is that gnome?" then I remembered that he's in the closet! ah......get it?
fuck, you would laugh if you saw his gay little face with that supergay smile peeping out of your closet.

[BUDA]

fuck, you would laugh if you saw his gay little face with that supergay smile peeping out of your closet.

Ahahahaha

Making me laugh now

[Caro]

I really like the gnome bong!

[Guest]

I really like the gnome bong!

I really like that you really like the gnome bong!!





hmm, speaking of my gnome's homosexuality...does this picture not disturb you now?



dammit ronald! my gnome is not your little happymeal!!!

[4*20]

Ew.

I have a lawn gnome story coming up soon. Picturized.