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andriaSRH wrote:I must be high, cuz I read all of that lol


Hahaha, my bf and I went to go kill some time at Kmart today, and I ended up buying nerf guns. Best decision I've made in a while. Who knew how much fun shooting people could be. Now we're both stoned, threatening each other like the guns are real XD

i will ALWAYS remember that paintball episode with my friend=.
We were playing a huge game in the woods, we were like 14 people. Sunny day, everyone was happy and smiling. We decided to play some capture the flag.
So I was camping near the flag, and i could hear someone coming by. I had the idea to just get out of my hideout and shoot in the direction where the footstep came from, but then i had a better idea - i'll wait he gets to the flag and just let him leave with it - that would let me a shitload of time to backrage him. That way - if he's not alone i will know it.

When Francis got to the flag -he got intelligent and looked around to see if someone was ...... camping(lol), he saw me immediatly wich totally fucked up my plan, I did not wanted to shoot him because i was SURE he was with more people. - at this point, he only had to shoot me because i was the one surprised.

The only reflex i had is to shout FREEEEEZE(like if i'm in the police or something) but whatever happent - whatever he was thinking - instead of shooting me - he froze. I got up pointing my weapon at him and told him to drop his weapon and drop on knees - wich he totally did with that affraid face - at this point we were both looking at each other saying ''is that serious''. I laughed and shot him in the chest.

i guess we were so pumped with the game - that we were inside it - We really believed we had real guns being in a real fight.

That is the most awesome paintball story ever! I haven't played paintball since I was 12 or 13, man that makes me want to go give it a try now!

Mate wrote:

andriaSRH wrote:I must be high, cuz I read all of that lol


Hahaha, my bf and I went to go kill some time at Kmart today, and I ended up buying nerf guns. Best decision I've made in a while. Who knew how much fun shooting people could be. Now we're both stoned, threatening each other like the guns are real XD

i will ALWAYS remember that paintball episode with my friend=.
We were playing a huge game in the woods, we were like 14 people. Sunny day, everyone was happy and smiling. We decided to play some capture the flag.
So I was camping near the flag, and i could hear someone coming by. I had the idea to just get out of my hideout and shoot in the direction where the footstep came from, but then i had a better idea - i'll wait he gets to the flag and just let him leave with it - that would let me a shitload of time to backrage him. That way - if he's not alone i will know it.

When Francis got to the flag -he got intelligent and looked around to see if someone was ...... camping(lol), he saw me immediatly wich totally fucked up my plan, I did not wanted to shoot him because i was SURE he was with more people. - at this point, he only had to shoot me because i was the one surprised.

The only reflex i had is to shout FREEEEEZE(like if i'm in the police or something) but whatever happent - whatever he was thinking - instead of shooting me - he froze. I got up pointing my weapon at him and told him to drop his weapon and drop on knees - wich he totally did with that affraid face - at this point we were both looking at each other saying ''is that serious''. I laughed and shot him in the chest.

i guess we were so pumped with the game - that we were inside it - We really believed we had real guns being in a real fight.

I would have froze too haha.



So it's 9:30..on my day off..is it too early to drink a bloody mary with breakfast?

Only if you have literally nothing to do, and only have the one.

I went through quite a long period of early morning drinking. To say I'm only 24 and have never been to university makes that seem rather sad, but it was a good period while it lasted.

I like how we have drinks like mimosa's, bloody mary's, tequila sunrises to make us feel like it's OK to start drinking that early.

But I don't see a big deal with drinking early on the weekend, as long as it isn't often. I drink for NFL games a lot. Especially if I'm going to the game, booze is outrageously expensive in the stadium and games often start at like noon, so I'd get in a good hour or two of drinking before.

"It's hard to be a weed smoker these days".

Last night I went to a rap concert (Wale) at a club in my city. It was a pretty good show but apparently the mafia has some power when it comes to the running of the club. Anyway near the end of the show a buddy of mine sparked up a joint and handed it over to me... Two puffs deep I had some Italian security guard trying to break my arm and lead me out of the club. Once we got outside he punched me in the head a good five times and said "Do not smoke pot IN THE CLUB!" I can sort of understand why it happened with it trying to be a prestigious location and all but first of all there were at least 10 different groups of people smoking and second of all it was a rap concert. Puffing at a rap concert is almost necessary for max enjoyment in my books.

Oh well, you live and you learn.

kicking you out, OK.. physically assaulting you for it... that's FUCKED up. I despise security at clubs... my friends cousin got the shit kicked out of him by a bouncer for no reason and sent him to the hospital.. for literally NO reason too. Non provoked, barely drunk at all, and it was new years night. They are on a higher power trip than cops are..

I know the feeling. I'm not a fan of security guards. Especially seeing as I'm a small guy and its rather easy for them to throw me around. I've had some rough experiences with them.

Yayyyy! My bfs vaporizer part came in the mail today. Gonna try it for the first time later on tonight.

andriaSRH wrote:Yayyyy! My bfs vaporizer part came in the mail today. Gonna try it for the first time later on tonight.

It will feel like your first time with bongs.
it's a specific high you get only from vapes.
it's not a bigger or smaller high - you are smoking the same amount of thc as if you would be smoking the weed i n a joint or a bowl.
it's just - different.

vapes are fun. Completely different feeling. You feel fucked but not so fucked at the same time. Kinda creeps on you. I found it to be very different and nice. Kinda tastes like burnt popcorn.

was at the cottage and our power went out... the 1st thing we started to worry about was that the vape wouldn't work. Kinda amused me... but the power went back shortly after & we celebrated by smoking bags

*do peter griffin laugh* hehehehe.... bags... sounds dirtyyyy :p

have fun andria

I hope your all having a good weekend. I'm in the process of learning how to operate MATLAB for one of my classes; writing functions and code for experiments. I am not literate when it comes to computers, so I haven't been able to post much when trying to figure this nonsense out. Anyway I used to have drinks in the morning and it was always a beer, now I don't usually have a drink until late in the evening. By the time school, homework, the gym, and organizing everything is done for the next day I hardly have time to have more than a couple drinks. On the positive side, my roommate made some special brownies, I haven't tried them yet, but they look tempting just sitting in the fridge!

Starving as per usual. Special brownies would be perfect.

noodles wrote:vapes are fun. Completely different feeling. You feel fucked but not so fucked at the same time. Kinda creeps on you. I found it to be very different and nice. Kinda tastes like burnt popcorn.

was at the cottage and our power went out... the 1st thing we started to worry about was that the vape wouldn't work. Kinda amused me... but the power went back shortly after & we celebrated by smoking bags

*do peter griffin laugh* hehehehe.... bags... sounds dirtyyyy :p

have fun andria

It was sooo nice. I felt high...but not really high.It's hard to explain... we were acting goofy as hell. Decided to go to toys r us and play with the toys haha. Good times. Can't wait for the bf to get off work and fill up a bag for me. Definately my new favorite way to get high

You're not getting the "full spectrum" of cannabinoids in a vape; you're leaving behind a lot of the medical/stoney ones. That's why it's different. I have noticed that vapes seem to effect you way less the more your tolerance develops, while the bong still gets a tiny buzz. Don't forget to save your vaped bud for some knockout green dragon or brownies!