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Prepared a topical solution of cannabis with DMSO. Rubbing this solution into my knee seems to eliminate the pain, but increase sense of touch at the same time in an oddly unreal sort of way.

I can make a perfect Bubbles impersonation, have the smarts of Julian, but have the demeanor of Ricky. Lord knows I'm fucked.

you sound like my idol, CTCF.

Just ordered 10KG MHRB and 5KG dried peruvian torch. Good times ahead! Good sources for both if anyone needs if they're into psychedelics.

Christ man, that's enough DMT for years to come. Do not sell.

I never sell psychedelics. I do give them to people if I know they're going to use them and not sell them, though. I just don't think that kind of experience should come with a price tag.

Just finished up the last of my Blue Dream, which was some seriously good smoke. Picking up some Green Crack and Afgoo today.

JTP wrote:Just finished up the last of my Blue Dream, which was some seriously good smoke. Picking up some Green Crack and Afgoo today.

Lucky bastard. Sounds like you're in for a nice day

On a less jovial note, last night my boiler decided to give up working. Got a friend coming round to look at it but its not looking great.

JTP wrote:Somehow I always manage to forget why I hate family holidays. I'm the only one in the family who can actually cook -- the rest mindlessly and half-assedly follow recipes. That sure doesn't stop them from constantly trying to tell me how to cook, nor did it stop them from throwing a perfectly-cooked turkey in the oven again the instant I stepped out to get away from them because it wasn't "brown enough all over," converting what would have been a succulent meal into a parched wasteland.

Culinary retards need to stay the fuck out of the kitchen, seriously.

I managed to burn a couple of potatoes that I was boiling...... burning boiled vegetables, that takes a lot of practice.

I also have a little baggie with Salvia, I'm not sure how to proceed from here.

sugarstalker wrote:I also have a little baggie with Salvia, I'm not sure how to proceed from here.

step 1: throw away the salvia

step 2: be glad you didn't smoke that shit

zERo~Chronic wrote:

sugarstalker wrote:I also have a little baggie with Salvia, I'm not sure how to proceed from here.

step 1: throw away the salvia

step 2: be glad you didn't smoke that shit

This, unless you want to see everything you ever knew shatter and be revealed as unreality while nightmarish figures in the "real world" taunt you.

If it isn't an extract, you can chew it for a good time, though. Salvia is not fun when you smoke an extract at a normal (breakthrough) dose. I have never heard of anyone having a "good trip;" it's a dysphoric deliriant.

I have fun smoking salvia and so do tons of people. It requires some serious, serious letting go. It helps to have a very trippy vibe around you, play some goa trance or something, put on a visualizer, and for the love of god, have a sitter but not in your field of view. This stuff very easily produces panic, try to just relax, let go, and laugh.

Also, start with pure leaf or like a 5x extract. 10x at the most. I made the mistake of jumping into 20x the first time and it is just too much if you aren't familiar with it. Tbh, when you use the higher extracts, you're supposed to scale down your dose a shitload. You only need like 50mg of a 20x, maybe less. More than that is serious overkill and you'll freak.

You're referring to a sub-breakthrough dose, though.

JTP wrote:Salvia is not fun when you smoke an extract at a normal (breakthrough) dose.

Nah you can still have a breakthrough experience. The dosage of high potency salvia extracts is extremely sensitive, way more sensitive than DMT dosing. A few milligrams difference is a big difference in salvinorin (which is potent at the microgram level) and it is easy to smoke too much, above and beyond a "normal breakthrough dose."

One time me and a friend vaporized 10x salvia into a bag using his V-tower. We each took a huge rip and time proceeded to stop and the world became a still painting and I couldn't move in it. I was this way for ages and a lot went through my mind but I don't remember it. All I remember is this weird "rolling" sensation, like the world was turning and folding over itself every few seconds. I slowly regained my senses and could move but it felt bizzare and everything looked strange. My friend came back into focus, as his face emerged from the couch. It was really disturbing because at first the couch had his face. He started saying to me "No, not yet, don't do that yet, it's not time for that." Although he denies saying that after the fact, so I may have been hallucinating that, I had no idea what he was talking about.

I thought it was good fun, although I notice in my little mini report I am using words like "bizzare" and "disturbing." It was definitely unsettling and caused a lot of anxiety, but so does any powerful psychedelic at high doses.

Regarding doses: notice the highest dose erowid has under "strong" for 5x extract is 1/4 a gram. That's equivalent to 1/16 a gram of 20x, or 62.5 mg. Most people don't have a milligram scale and just pack a bowl full, but 62.5 mg is tiiiiny.

Drunk as fuck on mojitos at my friends house. About to grub out. I miss you guys! Wish I could post more, but my internet situation is fucked right now.

Ohhh and you're all welcome to come couch surf at my new place

This just in: I'm now a "Green Crack"head.

This stuff is ridiculous in every aspect: smell and potency are a perfect 10 for me (best I've had) with taste being a solid 8.5

This is also the most colourful bud I've seen with hues of purple, green and blue, covered in red-and-orange calyxes.

It smells like the taste of orange, lemon and Juicy Juice (I don't know why it makes me think of this).