What are you eating right now?

[Weedguru Higher]

Homemade Big Mac..Just like the real thing...well almost. I got a Big Mac sauce recipe off the internet

[Bubbles]

you know big mac sauce is just thousand island salad dressing right?

[WeedGuru_Flow]

big mac sauce is semen that's been put out in the sunlight for a day.

:p


I love big macs :p


not the semen though.

[Weedguru Higher]

you know big mac sauce is just thousand island salad dressing right?

quite similar ya...

[Bubbles]

actually if you go on wikipedia it even says its a variation of thousand island.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

Hey Luc, could you maybe post that big mac recipe? I'd like to give it a try!

[Weedguru Higher]

I split this recipe in half and it made enough for 4 Big Mac's....

Ingredients


* 1/2 cup mayonnaise
* 2 Tablespoons, heaping, French salad dressing (the orange stuff)
* 1/2 Tablespoon HEINZ sweet relish
* 2 teaspoons, heaping, dill pickle relish (I just chopped up some dill pickles into small pieces)
* 1 teaspoon sugar
* 1 teaspoon dried, minced onion (dehydrated onions)
* 1 teaspoon white vinegar
* 1 teaspoon ketchup
* 1/8 teaspoon salt

Directions

1. Mix everything very well in a small container.
2. There better be no streaks!
3. Microwave 25 seconds, and stir well again.
4. Cover, and refrigerate at LEAST 1 hour before using.( to allow all of the flavors to "meld". ) (U must do this, the taste changes dramatically)
5. Makes nearly 1 cup...enough for about 8 burgers

f you want to throw together a quick Big Mac you will need:

* 1 regular sized sesame seed bun
* 1 regular sized plain bun
* 2 cooked beef patties (2 ounces each flattened to bun size)
* 2 tablespoons of BigMac sauce
* 2 teaspoons dehydrated onions
* 1 slice American cheese
* 2 pickle slices
* 1/4 cup shredded lettuce

Toast your sesame seed bun and the bottom of the regular sized plain bun. You don't need the top.

Get the bottom of your plain bun and place 1 tablespoon of BigMac Sauce on it and a teaspoon of onions on it. Next place a bit of chopped lettuce, a slice of cheese, and your first hamburger patty. Then top your bottom layer with the bottom of the sesame bun, BigMac Sauce, onions, chopped lettuce, your 2 pickle slices and your second hamburger patty.

Voila! You have your McDonald's Big Mac without having to leave your house.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

hmm, definitely giving it a shot, though I doubt I can find all the ingredients down here.

[Weedguru Higher]

What do you think you don't have? The french dressing?

[WeedGuru_Flow]

i think the heinz sweet relish for one, and the dressing is probably going to be difficult to find down here, well i'm quite sure it won't be called french dressing.

[Weedguru Higher]

French dressing is for salads..I didn't have any so I used Catalina




Sweet relish is what goes on hot dogs...doesnt have to be heinz

[WeedGuru_Flow]

Mmm, tomorrow i'm gonna go search for this relish, I am craving for burgers!

[Weedguru Higher]

You must have relish...everyone has relish

[weedguru_waffles]

Strawberries!

[Gorecore]

I'm not eating anything right now but oh man, all this talk about burgers is making me crave one right now!

Fresh ground beef mixed with some diced onions, some crumbled Rice Krispies, a few dashes of worchestershire sauce, some cayenne pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and slapping them into patties to broil up on the BBQ! Topped with mustard, ketchup, melted cheese, relish, more onions...holy shit that sounds good.