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WeedGuru_Flow wrote:Are you talking to me Andria? :s

Um..yes. Let's bang and go see Dash Berlin.

JK Jk..nah, I'm talking to Kupo.

lol the announcements in GC are currently in the shape of stairs

andriaSRH wrote:

WeedGuru_Flow wrote:Are you talking to me Andria? :s

Um..yes. Let's bang and go see Dash Berlin.

JK Jk..nah, I'm talking to Kupo.

i can imagine the hate sex between you two being amazing

Went to my bank today to see if they'd loan me money to buy a car. I had little hopes that they would. 30 minutes later, and Gore walked out of there pre-approved for a $12,000 loan! No shit!

That's a whole lot of liquor. Congratulations!

so what kind of car are you thinkin about getting gore?

May I suggest putting $500 towards a Pinto and the rest in drugs?

AbbyRoad wrote:

andriaSRH wrote:

WeedGuru_Flow wrote:Are you talking to me Andria? :s

Um..yes. Let's bang and go see Dash Berlin.

JK Jk..nah, I'm talking to Kupo.

i can imagine the hate sex between you two being amazing

Rofl

There's nothing better than a hate bang.

Gorecore wrote:Went to my bank today to see if they'd loan me money to buy a car. I had little hopes that they would. 30 minutes later, and Gore walked out of there pre-approved for a $12,000 loan! No shit!

Woot! Congrats.

Just grabbed some Cantaloupe and Jack Flash. I don't know if it's the fact that I haven't been smoking much lately or the fact that this bud sticks to the wall (not exaggerating), but this is some powerful shit! The JF has a very long-lasting aftertaste pleasantly reminiscent of the smell of Pine-Sol.

I would be interested in seeing what happens to a colony of wasps if I sprayed some sort of noxious combination of alcohol and marijuana smoke into their shit...
other than being stung... it would be funneh

Weedguru_Falkon wrote:I would be interested in seeing what happens to a colony of wasps if I sprayed some sort of noxious combination of alcohol and marijuana smoke into their shit...
other than being stung... it would be funneh

i tried to get a bunch of wasps high yesterday.

totally worked.

^My friend should have thought of that...

This buddy of mine, when we lived together, once tried to eradicate a nest full of wasps (while me a my other roommate watched from a few feet away) from our back porch by quickly whacking it down with a big stick and then throwing it into the ally and hoping they would find somewhere else to nest... What actually happened--- He took about 30 seconds to whack it down, pissing off the wasps, then picks it up (obviously panicking a bit now) chucks it with all haste toward the ally, but it hits the edge of the porch which is about 2 feet in front of him and bounces more or less directly back at us... So naturally, we all ran laughing and screaming like panicky little girls around the house and in the front door.... Then came back with little masks and the most deadly insecticide sold to the public and sprayed the shit out of the nest and porch. (screaming like panicky little girls)... Was fun.

Had an amazingly long 2 weeks due to my school term coming to a close.. yesterday I spent 13 hours at school, and an extra hour at home doing school/presentation work to keep my grades up to par. I ended up having to fix some fuck ups mistakes in my group so I can have a fluent presentation to our class due to their mass laziness and addiction to youtube and video games. First half of my speech today went amazingly smooth, I was confident, charismatic, and enjoyed talking to everyone, but the second half went to shit when our presentation was messed up due to computers working at a slow pace (everything was supposed to be done by video, but the dumbass forgot to record the last step) and I had to play it off by being put on the spot for 5-7 minutes in front of the class with a loading screen. I had to bullshit 5-7 minutes of pure nothingness, and was FUCKING PISSED when it all ended. I wanted to punch the dumb cunts in their faces for potentially ruining my grade and embarrassing me (in a sense) by not having a great presentation. I was screwed over, and handled it very calmly, and everyone understood what happened so it wasn't all too bad, people complimented me on pulling off the stress of it very well... but it was still embarrassing as I was the one presenting a group project to the class that was fucked up from square one. I don't like being the image of something that I do not have control over as it makes me look more like an ass than any one of them.

After a long, angry day of work, I was on my way home and stopped at a gas station and this extremely cute girl that works there came up and was flirting with me, and in the pissed off mood I was I didn't get her number (also since I was next to a bunch of people), but I gave her my test. My test is giving her my name, next time I go there, I'll see how well she scores on remembering it (as I know she definitely will) and her prize will be to let me have her number which works out every time I see them again. So I have a small plan set up to potentially start seeing this girl.. So all in all, horrible day, but good ending.

Goodnight, now I got to study for 2 exams tomorrow.

^What an anti-climactic reward for that poor girl.... **(' Congratulations, cutie! You win my obtainment of your cell phone number!')** Kidding, kidding... I've been through the same shit (project wise)... The minimal capabilities of someone elses computer can be aggravating... Good luck with the dame.

hahaha, yeah the whole process is me just joking/being sarcastic with her to the fullest extent. Imagine if I was super serious, like I was getting her to expect some sort of huge prize and that came out of it and I did that, she'd just be like WTF ARE YOU SMOKING KID, or give me a rejection hotline number type ordeal.. oh god that would be funny if I called and it was that. I would laugh so hard in shame.. Anyways yeah, it was whatever.. I hope my instructor gives us separates grades based on what we were supposed to do. On a better note, my presentation on Monday was top of the class and me and my other partner got a 98% on the whole thing and it was in a harder topic/presentation. Overall, I can't wait until my term is over and I can just go and get FUCKED up and have some good ol' stupid fun with whoever goes by my path