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andriaSRH wrote:To go out tonight or not go out tonight? That is the question.

Which drugs will be involved?

Yea. Weed. I totally don't have any either...:/

Then the real question is "do you want to get high?"

I do, but not with other people lol. The only person I'm comfortable smoking with is my boyfriend. Whenever I get high around other people I always freak out and leave. Feels like they are silently judging me.

Weird, I only get that if I don't smoke. I'm a psychological wreck if I've been sober too long. Maybe you just need a different strain? Indicas are good if you're prone to anxiety while smoking. Just get a strain with a high CBD ratio. If indicas are what's causing it (highly unlikely IME), try a sativa.

Girlfriend is kinda pissing me off tonight. I bought a 24 of beer and she pipes up and says, "I don't want you getting wasted this weekend."

I haven't been 'wasted' since I went camping a month ago. She just gets pissy if I get too liquored to give her some lovin'. It's hard when she's hit her sexual peak and mine ended a long time ago. Not that I hate sex or don't think about it anymore. I just don't think about it 24/7 like I used to 10 or 15 years ago.

I wish I could get some weed...

if your drunk enough to hold it all together, but just to wasted to have penetrative sex, then there are other ways to satisfy your ladies libido.
master them, love them.
dont be afraid to get a lil mechanical assistance if you really wanna get the job done and are feeling worn out from a full day of work or whatever.

^ The day I'm willing to use a vibrator on a girl is the day I kill myself on principle...

Grading papers, reading, and doing research this weekend. Looks like leisure time has left for quite some time.

pkkupo wrote:^ The day I'm willing to use a vibrator on a girl is the day I kill myself on principle...

Nothing wrong giving the end of the sidewalk a little extra attention. Pretty sure humankind has the ability to multi-task.

Got way to drunk at a house party last night, witnessed a dude hit TWO cars (then drive out) , and I made out with my best friend. Good times lol.

Running a mescaline HCl extraction now. Next week is going to be killer.

AbbyRoad wrote:dont be afraid to get a lil mechanical assistance if you really wanna get the job done and are feeling worn out from a full day of work or whatever.

AMEN!

funny story for you guys.

we dont smoke cigarettes inside my house. but the other night at 2am i really wanted a smoke, but was already in my underwear for bed.
so i decided to lean my head and arm out upstairs window (theres no screen) and have a smoke that way. something ive done a few times in the past.

this time things did not go smoothly. my landladys bf went outside to move his truck and im pretty sure he saw me.
first off im worried he is gonna tell tara i was smoking in the house, and secondly i was topless...sooo thats embarrassing.

mostly im hoping he didnt see.

If he says anything, be like WHAT WERE YOU DOING WATCHING ME YOU PERV?! Just turn the whole thing around on him