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^^I'd say it's combination of it being summertime and the previous influx of spambots making this place miserable.

I'm not here as often as I once was. I lurk almost daily. I haven't much to say anymore, so I keep to myself. Probably because I'm not high anymore.

most days i dont have much to say either gore, and stick to lurking.

My life is good and all...but nothing really exciting happens. Just normal stuff. Working, hanging out with the girlfriend, doing yard work, drinking beers, having sexy times. All great stuff in its own right...just nothing worth repeating. Unless I'm drunk off my ass. Then I try my best to log in and say some stuff.

I was so hammered a few weekends ago, that I tried logging into my Facebook with something similar to this as my email:

'&@((#*!!*802!9$'

Yeah, that's what was written there when I woke up the next morning. "How the fuck did I manage that?" Ahhhh...getting drunk to the point of mostly blacking out. Good times.

youre a beast gore....

Hey guys! I'm back, I got caught and I sucked up to my parents really well so they didn't care that much. I'm back! It sucks too because I had too throw away the pipe I had just bought. I might get back into, but only if I have some weed-liking friends to do it with. Doing it at home is an official no no.

hi wg!!!!!!

hey logic ive missed you!
its been forever since we have chatted. i hope things are going awesome with you and your family.
hope to see you around the internets again soon dude

aliasalias wrote:Hey guys! I'm back, I got caught and I sucked up to my parents really well so they didn't care that much. I'm back! It sucks too because I had too throw away the pipe I had just bought. I might get back into, but only if I have some weed-liking friends to do it with. Doing it at home is an official no no.

How did you get caught?

The toilet paper tube and dryer sheet always worked out for me. I smoke while my mom was at work. Then afterwards I'd light a bunch of candles and insense. She probably came home and thought the house smelled too much like a flower shop..but at least it didn't smell like weed lol.

logically wrote:hi wg!!!!!!

Hey there, hi there, ho there.

My mom's housemaid found my pipe.
And I hid it fucking well (:flip: to her, I call her the dislocater because she always misplaces my shit)!

andriaSRH wrote: The toilet paper tube and dryer sheet always worked out for me. I smoke while my mom was at work. Then afterwards I'd light a bunch of candles and insense. She probably came home and thought the house smelled too much like a flower shop..but at least it didn't smell like weed lol.

She doesn't know the smell anyways and I smoke in an attic connected to my room.

You have a house maid? damn...

aliasalias wrote:My mom's housemaid found my pipe.
And I hid it fucking well (:flip: to her, I call her the dislocater because she always misplaces my shit)!

i would feel so violated if this happened to me.
i cant stand people going in my room when im not around.

You know you can tell her to stay the fuck out of your room right?


And I'm somewhat back, things'll improve over time but until then I'll simply be on here whenever I have the time.

WeedGuru_Flow wrote:You know you can tell her to stay the fuck out of your room right?

The one who signs the check gives the orders. He can be "overruled." Unless he pays rent, he has no legal right to that room.

but he could always booby trap the shit out of his room and tell her it gets worse every time they go off. She'll be scared to go in eventually