What are you drinkin` right now ?

[BGDetroit]

Naa its cans bro..

Honestly, I never knew what shotgunning beers was.. Ive shotgunned blunts.. But beers?

[BGDetroit]

G'head and explain what shotgunning beers is...



Im on Miller #15. Im fukcing trashed as hell. Last brew. I wasnt to drink a fourty, But ill be hunovr i think. I may drink it, I dunno.

Im feeling good. Yeah, Hah, Shit.

[Gorecore]

I've never actually shotgunned a beer, but from what I gather this is what you do:

Firstly, the beer has to be in a can.
Somehow, you poke a hole on the bottom of the side of the can. You wrap your lips around the hole, snap the top, and the beer shoots out of the small hole at the bottom and you finish the beer in less than 30 seconds.

I watched them do it in the movie Fubar...definately a classic Canadian flick!

[cutthecashflow]

30 seconds if your a pussy! Ill finish a beer in under 3 seconds if its a good drinking night.

Umm yea heres what you do. You know where the opening on the can is up top? Put a hole at the bottom of the can make it large enough so you can put your hole mouth over it but not too big so the beer wont spray everywhere.

Make sure the whole is up on the can. Now Barely crack the top of the thing that opens your beer (the tab or whatever) Make sure you dont open it up. Now lower your mouth to the hole you made. So the beer will still be on its side. In one swift motion crack the beer and lift it straight up so your drinking outta the hole on the bottom. If done correctly the beer should all flow down your throat.

0-3 seconds- your fast you can compete with me
4-7 seconds- quick but not fast enough
7-10 seconds- pretty slow
10-13 seconds- what exactly did you do wrong
anything over- Dont even talk to me

[BGDetroit]

Meh, I rather jus crack it open and see who can down it quickest. Im usually to drunk to follow those typea rules..


Wildcat 40 #1.

[BGDetroit]

Wildcat 40 #2. Damn i wish i had a third, I could go for a third tonight..

[WidespreadDead]

BG, how many times have you had alchohol poisening? with how often you drink id be suprised with less than 2. and dont take it offensively just wondering

[BGDetroit]

BG, how many times have you had alchohol poisening? with how often you drink id be suprised with less than 2. and dont take it offensively just wondering

Never bro...

[WidespreadDead]

really? hah didnt expect that your lucky you got a good liver

[BGDetroit]

really? hah didnt expect that your lucky you got a good liver

Yeah dude, Im smart more then anything. I know to eat when im feeling real fucked up. Bread works wonders. Know to have something to asorb the alcohol to cure the hangover. Know to piss like crazy to piss out the alcohol. Alot of things have helped me out. Ive had less then 5 bad hangovers in my day, I know how to drink man.

[Gorecore]

I'm drinking apple juice right now and it's kickass tasty! Normally I associate apple juice (or jus de pomme) with being sick. Tonight this juice tastes like nectar of the gods.

I forget who said here that apple juice is all they drink, but damn...you're one smart cookie!

[BGDetroit]

Drank 4 shots of peach shnops already, Now a budweiser 40.

[BGDetroit]

Downed that 40 in like 15-20 minutes.

Now onto 40 #2, Which is a Wildcat, I love these fuckers.

(Earlier i said i was only going to drink a 40 and thats it, Well i guess change of plans )

[BGDetroit]

Damn man, I down beer to fuckign quick, Drank that 40 of Wildcat Malt Liquor in about 15 minutes, Jus guzzled the shit.

Now i got three budweiser 12oz's to drink.

[Psycho]

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