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greensp4rker wrote:My mother caught me fucking smoking yesterday
Not fun. Nobody was supposed to be home, but I guess my mom stopped by.
Unfortunately, I had too much weed to explain it away as "experimentation". If I hadn't been so high already I might have had the clarity of mind to hide most of it somewhere else and let her find a little... The worst part is, when I wouldn't tell her who I got it from, she smashed my guitar... The neck and the body are no longer atatched. She then flushed 8 grams of weed down the toilet, smashed my bong into the trashcan and took all my money so I couldn't buy more. I have no guitar, no weed, no money, no computer, and no phone... I'm writing this on my iPod. My parents are looking at counselers and are deciding whether or not to let me work this summer (they don't want me to have money).
Oy vey.

That's fucking terrible dude, first those kids and now this? Bad week bro.

It's sad how misinformed the older generations are in this so called "information age". My parent's know absolutely zero difference between marijuana and heroin, simply because they put all drugs in the same category. Hopefully our generation may bring about some change to that in the future.

you make her buy you a new guitar!!! breaking the bong, flushing the weed and taking your money so you can't buy more I can understand, but breaking a guitar which probably set you back a nice bit of cash (dunno what kind, but probably more than a couple of thousand of that swedish funny money) that's just moronic.

I wouldn't be demanding or anything, I would just act really betrayed and hurt and make her feel really bad for breaking your guitar. She will stop being pissed and when she cools off she will realize how mean she was.

I'll be the devil's advocate then... You brought it on yourself. Them's the breaks, son. Judging from your mom's reaction I'd say she feels quite strongly on the subject of weed, which makes your decision to smoke inside the house a pretty silly one, even if nobody was supposed to be home. Losing the guitar is harsh, but I bet it'll make you a lot more careful in the future.

About the guitar, I've since been promised a new one, or at least a repair. Thank god for that!

Funk Doctor wrote:I'll be the devil's advocate then... You brought it on yourself. Them's the breaks, son. Judging from your mom's reaction I'd say she feels quite strongly on the subject of weed, which makes your decision to smoke inside the house a pretty silly one, even if nobody was supposed to be home. Losing the guitar is harsh, but I bet it'll make you a lot more careful in the future.

These are good points, but she didn't break the guitar because I smoked weed. She broke it because I refused to tell her who I bought it from and that got her pissed off.
Concerning pot in general, my parents are quite knowledgeable, and my dad had a lot of good friends in college that smoked everyday, though he claims not to be one of them. They voted for legalization here in CA and also voted to allow medical marijuana back in '96. but I guess it's different when its your own son you're talking about lol.
I will be more careful in the future... I probably won't be smoking regularly for a while until this cools down... maybe in a couple months. Being so goddam intelligent, my parents have deduced correctly who my pot smoking friends are, and they say if they catch me again they'll call their parents. So, I figure I have no right to endanger my friends because I feel like getting high.

Oh, and i got my phone back... so heres a picture of my sad broken guitar

I haven't had the heart to clean up all the loose strings and give her a bit of dignity yet, I probably should soon though.
please ignore my foot in the bottom right.

Dude that's soooo gnarly. Looks like a pretty nice guitar too.

After a dark period, when my spirit has been crushed, and lacking desire to regain the strength to rise up once again, my traumas seem to have...at least taken a break for now. Cunt housemates, ceilings collapsing, mother leaving, wooden splinters in my gum, nasty colds, fines leading to noise tests for my two wheeled steed,,,all of which have now sunk away into the shadows, and I am hesitant of allowing myself to enjoy this rapture, this glory, this stance of Nothing Seems Fucked Up Anymore...

Well its been over two weeks since i put down the pipe and hid my weed away where i won't think about it.

After smoking around 4-6 times a day for two years straight its amazing the clarity I am starting to see with.

I feel older, and wiser, sort of like I'm growing up... of course being devoted to my beautiful 4 month old daughter might have something to do with that....

I don't think I'm going to smoke again for a long time... I need to find out a lot about myself and weed was only distracting me.

It helped me get through some nasty times, but living in a "weed coma" is not going to help me find true happiness.

I feel like I am just starting life right now... and I like how it feels...

Weed isn't as bad as people makes it look.
Almost every one I ever met that didn't like weed
Or hates it,there normally the ones that never smoked it enough to understand
How happy it can make u n bad times,it's a happy drug and also more medical to me
Than any thing,helps me eat,sleep,calm,relaxes u,depending on the strain it can be pain relief and lots of other things,I never heard of any one ever over dosing from weed compared to drinking and other drug types
It's ok to smoke as long as u Dnt spend everything u make in it,also if u have a daughter I mean stay sober when around her so u can stay focused n take care of her.
But when u have time away and want to just sit back and relax I don't find it bad to smoke a bowl r two,just keep her away from it..
I always have my little brother with me and he's 10.. I smoke alot and yet he still Dnt know I do r what weed is,just stay safe and be careful,espeacially if u smoking around ur mom lol

damn son that guitar is a sad sight....

agreed most people that critizize and hate on weed smokers, havent ever tried weed theirself. so no room to talk eh? if theyve tried weed i doubt they would have the same outlook

Exactly my point,they fast to Tlk trash about it and put it down along with saying stupid and bad shit about the people the smoke it..
They need to sit back smoke a blunt an relax maybe then they will see all the bs they Tlk about is incorrect about weed and honestly when those people do try it they are the ones thatll be a regular customer with the local dealers most likely lol

Unlike being drunk.r on another type drug u can actuall chill and not act like an idiot like a lot of drunks do,weeds peaceful and I enjoy it more than alot of other things

To tell the truth when I was younger I thought weed was stupid but once I smoked I went from normal boring to awesome and now I supply almost every one I no,basically I'm the dope man but strictly I only mess with weed

logically wrote:Well its been over two weeks since i put down the pipe and hid my weed away where i won't think about it.

After smoking around 4-6 times a day for two years straight its amazing the clarity I am starting to see with.

I feel older, and wiser, sort of like I'm growing up... of course being devoted to my beautiful 4 month old daughter might have something to do with that....

I don't think I'm going to smoke again for a long time... I need to find out a lot about myself and weed was only distracting me.

It helped me get through some nasty times, but living in a "weed coma" is not going to help me find true happiness.

I feel like I am just starting life right now... and I like how it feels...

Congratulations evan...
glad to hear things are going well for you man...

hopefully you still float around here and offer your wise/mature perspectives...

good luck with your young one too man

logically wrote:Well its been over two weeks since i put down the pipe and hid my weed away where i won't think about it.

After smoking around 4-6 times a day for two years straight its amazing the clarity I am starting to see with.

I feel older, and wiser, sort of like I'm growing up... of course being devoted to my beautiful 4 month old daughter might have something to do with that....

I don't think I'm going to smoke again for a long time... I need to find out a lot about myself and weed was only distracting me.

It helped me get through some nasty times, but living in a "weed coma" is not going to help me find true happiness.

I feel like I am just starting life right now... and I like how it feels...

That's awesome news Evan! Today is an anniversary for me today.

It's been exactly 2 months to the date that I last smoked weed. 2 fucking months!!! I haven't gone this long without smoking weed in 8 years. And I'm going to go another 2 more months before I decide if I'm ever going to smoke again.