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"........Get the fuck out of my house before I call the police"

Lol

i went to a new bar last night
got totally irresponsibly drunk, and im paying the price today.
cant be assed to post more

Dude..I've totally sworn off drinking. Last weekend I puked about 6 times between like..8am-noon. It was all bile, so I was basically puking nothing. Uh I had taken a xanax the night before on top of drinking...but I doubt that has anything to do with it.

Bars are fun though. I should probably look for my wallet so I can hit up some rave events that are going on this month.

And I am incredibly chatty today. Hmmm.

Drove like 7 hours today from cali back home, I was going like 90 most of the way, but always with someone in front of me. At one point this hobag in a camry sped past me going like 110, I was kinda pissed and so I kept calling her a hobag. Like 1 minute later I see her hit her brakes, and a cop comes up and passes me and pulls her over. I sped past him pulling her over while going like 90. What a fun drive. Remember - if you speed - dont be the car in front!

spent the weekend up at a river four hours north... was awesome weather and lots of drinking and floating... good times

Dear Monday,
How dare you sneak up on sunday night and bring an end to the marvelous thing we call a Weekend. May you die a slow and agonizing death for your pitiful ways. Good Day, eeeer Day.. .
Sincerely,
Me

I had a great sleep and some sweet vivid dreams..but I only got to sleep for like 4 hours. Bum sauce.

blackxs wrote:Drove like 7 hours today from cali back home, I was going like 90 most of the way, but always with someone in front of me. At one point this hobag in a camry sped past me going like 110, I was kinda pissed and so I kept calling her a hobag. Like 1 minute later I see her hit her brakes, and a cop comes up and passes me and pulls her over. I sped past him pulling her over while going like 90. What a fun drive. Remember - if you speed - dont be the car in front!

hell yeah! You don't have to go the speed limit, just a little bit slower than the faster person on the road and you're safe

Holy shit , someone please take care of the bot/spammer. It's the most presistant one of all time.


Oh...and Happy Dr.Martin King Junior Day. For some odd reason the mall is open but all the banks are closed.

MLK jr day coincides with the (apparently) most depressing day off the year this year haha trippy

so apparently during my drunken saturday night i got a black eye
along with many other bruises and pulled muscles.

but this is like my first black eye in years....i feel pretty hardcore right now

You should take a pic and post it alongside Toonces black eye hehe

mine is not nearly impressive
you can barely see it lol
but i will post it

nvm its way to dark in the room with my laptop to get a detailed pic

two nubile nymphs appear at the door...unfortunately they haven't ventured into my den to seek me out, they are after a housemate. Oscar...true to form...plays cute. But as one is wearing rather skimpy shorts, he soon begins making efforts to lick her inviting derriere...Indeed...the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.