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Weedguru Higher wrote:I just cleaned out my toaster and found 2 loonies (canadian dollar coins) in the crumb tray

How they got there is beyond me

The weirdest shit seems to happen to you man...


Awesome story-

I got off the train at the mall today as usual, was walking behind an elderly couple towards the escalator up to the mall and noticed the woman drop her purse on the ground. Now, this particular woman could not have possibly, in the entire fathomable infinity of bundling up, been more bundled up. The mittens she was wearing looked like fuzzy ass boots on her hands... She looked fucking ridiculous. So anyway, her purse slips out of her left hand onto the ground, I wait for her to stop and pick it up but she never does. She simply keeps on walking. So I'm standing there listening to slipknot, trying not to laugh my ass off at this human fuzzball, and trying to decide if the comedic value is worth this poor woman losing her purse and its contents.. Everybody seems to notice it happen, but no one picks it up. So now I'm actually laughing my ass off along with a couple other younger people. So I follow this woman whom I can only assume was her husband into the mall about 50 paces when she makes a dive for her wallet and realizes it doesn't exist any longer... So I belt a big genuine "HA HA HA HA HA HA" and catch her eye as I pass, give her a wink and continue on my way. Call me an asshole but that made my day.

did you give it back to her?

why wouldn't you pick it up and hand it to her?

like instantly?

i guess people are different...

It was my first instinct of course, but I couldn't help myself...

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:did you give it back to her?

NO! That's why it's so funny... You people are too decent... It's not my fault if bitch dropped her purse... Moral of the story: Stop relying on other people to account for your idiotic neglectful behavior...

there should be improvement not neglect.

Listening to the news... and all I've been hearing for the past..... 30 mins was how bad Abby's area is (due to snow)... sucks man. I feel for yah. It's not the best around my area either.... but no where as bad as there.

pkkupo wrote:It was my first instinct of course, but I couldn't help myself...

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:did you give it back to her?

NO! That's why it's so funny... You people are too decent... It's not my fault if bitch dropped her purse... Moral of the story: Stop relying on other people to account for your idiotic neglectful behavior...

Selfish people like you are the downfall of society, people like you that run these evil corporations and big buisness - people like you that only look out for themselves. Its not your fault so you shouldnt have to care about it? Yeah its not other peoples fault they get cancer, so doctors should just say "hahahah" and walk away? Look out for others dude - at the end of the day, we are all together whether you realize it or not.

I think thats fucked up what you did dude, im not gonna lie.

pkkupo wrote:It was my first instinct of course, but I couldn't help myself...

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:did you give it back to her?

NO! That's why it's so funny... You people are too decent... It's not my fault if bitch dropped her purse... Moral of the story: Stop relying on other people to account for your idiotic neglectful behavior...

that is the way assholes think...

blackxs wrote:

pkkupo wrote:It was my first instinct of course, but I couldn't help myself...

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:did you give it back to her?

NO! That's why it's so funny... You people are too decent... It's not my fault if bitch dropped her purse... Moral of the story: Stop relying on other people to account for your idiotic neglectful behavior...

Selfish people like you are the downfall of society, people like you that run these evil corporations and big buisness - people like you that only look out for themselves. Its not your fault so you shouldnt have to care about it? Yeah its not other peoples fault they get cancer, so doctors should just say "hahahah" and walk away? Look out for others dude - at the end of the day, we are all together whether you realize it or not.

I think thats fucked up what you did dude, im not gonna lie.

Really? Comparing a lost purse to cancer? I think it's sad that you think it's so fucked up. It was so incredibly petty it's ridiculous. I would have absolutely no hard feelings towards anyone who didn't help me out because of any mistake I made. No matter how petty or extreme it was. If the woman was writhing on the ground in agony I would have stopped and done everything I could to help her. If she was starving I would have fed her. If she fell down I'd have helped her up. (I still would have thought that funny but I'd have helped her nonetheless...) I'm incredibly disappointed in you guys for not seeing the humor in this.

Well we are disappointed in you for not picking up an old womans purse when she dropped it!

Yes, I can see that...

pkkupo wrote:Really? Comparing a lost purse to cancer? I think it's sad that you think it's so fucked up. It was so incredibly petty it's ridiculous. I would have absolutely no hard feelings towards anyone who didn't help me out because of any mistake I made. No matter how petty or extreme it was. If the woman was writhing on the ground in agony I would have stopped and done everything I could to help her. If she was starving I would have fed her. If she fell down I'd have helped her up. (I still would have thought that funny but I'd have helped her nonetheless...) I'm incredibly disappointed in you guys for not seeing the humor in this.

Mistake? Where did she make a mistake? The only mistake she made was walking in front of an asshole thief like you.

Her wallet ACCIDENTLY fell out of her purse. So if she was starving you would have fed her? What if she WAS starving and going to get food and you took her only money?

There is no humor in this. None at all. You STOLE from an old helpless lady. Remind me please how thats funny?

You must be fucking 12... I didn't steal anything. The woman was wearing ridiculous amounts of fur coats and shit. She was going to be just fine. I just left the purse lying there on the ground. It was hilarious. Guess you had to be there.

you assume to much blacky. kupo never said he stole anything.
just that he took to much joy in her misfortune

I would consider it stealing. Next on the list are small children with candy.

I gotta deduct karma for this one. First time I've done it but I can't think of a better reason for it.

No hard feelings kupo.