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Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:06 pm**

but you can't turn back again

i can walk through ur mind

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:10 pm**

But you're petrified by what you see and spend the rest of your life in therapy.

I'm a fucking genius.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:35 pm**

But when it comes to making love you're retarded.

I can make 45 sandwiches at once.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:41 pm**

I can eat them all at once!! Peanut buytter

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:45 pm**

cutthecashflow wrote:I can eat them all at once!! Peanut buytter

But you shit em out all at once!

I can take Class A drugs as much as i want with no side effects.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:50 pm**

but when it comes to C class you fall straight on ur ass

i can see in the dark

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:51 pm**

But you cant see shit in the day time.

I've got a squirrel trained to rob dealers stashes.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 4:59 pm**

only prob is they only rob their shoes

i can dissapear by putting my hankerchief on my head

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:04 pm**

but in a freak nose-bloing accedent, you make your self dissapear

i have an extendiable penis, growing and shinking at my will...

thanks pipe, i wasnt sure whether i should post it or not, but now my self esteme is very high

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:07 pm**

but so does every other male I've encountered

I make men infertile just by looking at them,

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:08 pm**

The curious orange wrote: i have an extendiable penis, growing and shinking at my will...

Haha, Go Go Gadget Dick!

But you shrunk it to less than an inch and the wind change and you got stuck like it.

I control the weather.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:08 pm**

but the hankerchief(sp) is still visable so everyone knows it's you and avoid you for wearing a hankerchief on your head.

i can slow your computers down by giving you thousands of popups selling cheap IGNORAMOUS

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:12 pm**

many males wanting to increase there sexual performance, shock you by clicking on the pop ups and you are sued for false advertising

using psycokenisis (the thing that psyco mantis has) i can control everyone and make them all naked ahahahahaha

i like this topic

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:19 pm**

including yourself ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i live off bird seeds alone

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:55 pm**

buda boy wrote: i live off bird seeds alone

I think that's a clause in itself. Think about it, eating nothing but bird seed for breakfast lunch and dinner EVERY day. I'd probably end up killing myself.

I am the devil

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