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[andriaSRH]

^ Not really. You could probably print it out, take it to Kinkos and get it made into posters.

Anyways, no work tomorrow. I want beer. Think I might go to the gas station and get a tall boy. Perhaps. IDK..I'm feeling pretty lazy.

[Dr. Greenthumb]

I don't know if anyone remembers Gene...Well I talked to him yesterday. He's getting married!

Just wanted to share the good news.

[Bubbles]

gene.....simmons?

[AbbyRoad]

i saw that on his facebook!

[sugarstalker]

you have gene simmons on your facebook? :O

[Weedguru Higher]

He must mean Eugene....

[WeedGuru_Flow]

Yeah I see him on facebook from time to time, hope he lives out a good life with his soon to be wife.

[andriaSRH]

you have gene simmons on your facebook? :O

ROFl.

But yea, I saw a pic of a wedding ring on his facebook and kinda put two and two together.

Looks like it's gonna be one of those Parkway Drive type of days.

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Lol sorry guys my facebook is strictly for school. No stoner buddies.

I found out the old fashioned way...smoke signals.


I just spent 5 minutes watching the colors change on andria sig. Good stuff.

[andriaSRH]

The eyes are my favorite part XD

Most of my real friends are stoners so I don't really worry about adding other stoners from around the world haha. It's like.."welp, they are already talking about weed on my page anyways."

[AbbyRoad]

The eyes are my favorite part XD

Most of my real friends are stoners so I don't really worry about adding other stoners from around the world haha. It's like.."welp, they are already talking about weed on my page anyways."

qftw

[cutthecashflow]

So I've never longboarded in my life before and after a good helping of drink last night my friends and I decided that it was a nice cool night to go do some longboarding. Well, we drove to the steepest hill around this area (it is about a mile from the bottom to the top with parts of it reaching probably a sixty degree grade) and decided that this was the hill we were going to go down that night.

The hill is really something in itself and at the very bottom it has gravel and rocks on both sides and a lake in front of it. So as intimidated as I was by it, I could not be the only one not to go down, so I finished off my bottle of schnapps for a little more courage and took off down the damn thing for my first longboarding experience ever.

It turns out I should have asked somebody how to stop, because by the time I got down to the bottom I was going at an estimated speed of about 40mph and I was left with two choices: 1.) steer into the gravel wipe out and mess up my good looking mug or 2.)drive into a lake that two days ago had ice on it. Fast decision making in times of a drunkard state has never been my specialty so I just went straight ahead into the lake. I hit the water going about 40mph and my board skipped in one direction and I skipped in the other going head over heals and bruising just about every part of my body in the process.

Then I dipped under the water and my breath was instantly taken away from me (the water here is still pretty chilly in July and here it is November). I thought it was over, here I am about 50 feet from the shore and my friends are over there laughing their asses off instead of being concerned for my well being, so I started swimming for it and by the time I got to shore I was sure hypothermia was about to be induced.

While this is going on they are still hooting and hollering about how funny I looked coming down the hill unable to stop, a grimmace of fear on my face, skipping across the water like a rock, cursing about the cold, losing the longboard I just purchased....... I finally grabbed one of them and chucked him into the water..... how funny is it now jackass?

Regardless I was sore, hungover, and out money when I had to get up for work this morning. Next time I'll start small and not cognitively impaired with alcohol when I decide to try it and I will definitely learn how to stop.

[AbbyRoad]

ive longboarded many times. two years ago i got really into it. but after moving to a completely flat city my interest has wanned.

im kinda shocked you guys thought going to the biggest hill first was a good idea.
the first advice i got when i bought my longboard was to take it real slow. build up confidence and learn the art of foot breaking.
but even foot breaking takes a while to stop, and sometimes its not possible at all.
so you either need slide gloves so you can put your hands on the pavement at high speeds and slow down in order to stop quickly, or bail.

[pkkupo]

Were you not reading properly, Stabbo? He was drunk and male. Shit happens...

CTCF, you moron. I know you had to do it but jeez, start from the middle of the hill or something... Just kidding man, that's amazing. Glad you didn't die a horrible death from hypothermia or drowning, goddamn...... I do find it a bit disconcerting that they were still laughing knowing you were drunk and in freezing cold water with a good swim ahead of you. Fuckin ay....I've only been in freezing cold water like that once, and I'd rather get punched in the face... Heh, at least you got one of them wet, eh? In any case, good story forever.

[(weedguru)scarf]

erm... longboarding