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I never said it was the middle of the far east. Its the Middle east because its in between Eastern Europe and the Far East

I figured out what being "Crunk" trueley is.

Its dreaming while being awake.

I cant find any other explsiantion.

I feel like im sleeping, So peaceful, So carefrewe, But im awake. I so drowsy, I so feeling that feeluign.

ah sorry I misread what you wrote.

i had a weird night. i went to this loaded girls house that i never met. she had an insane house. a mega bouncy trampoline, a full basketball court, a color changing pool, a slide, and this ledge about 20 feet up that i jumped off into the pool. i was one of the oldest ones there so for some reason kids were trying to impress us so they just shared their pot with us and fetched us drinks. it was a good time

i saw jesus........

we were going to a party, decided go there on bike, we did shrooms, 2 of us, and 2 would just smoke a bit. then on our way back, about an hour of slow biking, we stopped at the edge of the forest next to the road, and i saw jesus's face in a bush, while i totally wasnt peaking anymore.... strange strange strange, maybe little tiny bits of shrooms stuck in my mouth made me trip again, i dont know, it was neat tho

You always see lots of things in trees and bushes on shrooms. Last time we saw gorillas.

Fucking hell no way i'm throwing a party again, there must be about 70 bottles of beer on my counter, and some fucking tinkerbell shitted on my feather cover motherfucking dogs glad I don't have any anymore. Shit. And I have about 5 hours of work to do for school because I did not do shit before. Loveeely.

Sounds like youll have a fun day

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Shit you lucky you didnt get searched

Well, running in there with your .9 pulled out was a brave thing.

I'd have done the same if it were my mother in there


only without the gun, we dont have guns =)




ANd i just saw Human traffic, awesome movei haha

Naa, I had that shit tucked in my back belt, Covered by my shirt...



I drank a beer with engine degreser in it. Only took a couple sips and poored it out. But the engine degreeser says harmful or fatal if swallowed. Opps, Hope im aight. Damnit.

Why did you even take a sip of it?

tweedle wrote:Why did you even take a sip of it?

I didnt know at first.

I took a gulp and was like, This shit tastes odd.

So i took another drink and was like yeah this shit tastes fucked up.

I didnt realize till later what it tasted like. Engine Degreaser, Like WD-40.

Oh well, Ill live. Ive drnak gasoline before and lived. (Siphing(SP?) gas, And well, Its not always easy.)

how did engine degreaser get in your beer?

Tr0n wrote:how did engine degreaser get in your beer?

No clue.

I was using it near my beer. It acts like WD-40, So if a nut and bolt is rusted together, Spray it and it'll make it loosen up. So i was doing that right near my beer, So im guessing that could've done it. Always there was fiberglass resin, And fiberglass being sanded nearby, So i coulda had a buncha shit in there.

Im aight tho, I dont feel fucked up. Jus when i burp i can taste it again.