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Nobody, woefully, can forget,
That socratese had (shagged) his two wives,
When Xantipia found out, she pissed on him,
Socrates fell silent as if he was dead,
He wiped his head and said,
"With that thunder (shouting from xantippia) comes the rain (her piss)"

hehee!!

:spliff:

"No thing forgat he the sorwe and wo
That Socrates hadde with his wives two -
How Xantippa caste pisse upon his heed:
This sely man sat still as he were deed;
He wiped his heed, namore dorst he sayn
But 'Er that thonder stinte, comth a rain'".

silly_billy3000 wrote:Nobody, woefully, can forget,
That socratese had (shagged) his two wives,
When Xantipia found out, she pissed on him,
Socrates fell silent as if he was dead,
He wiped his head and said,
"With that thunder (shouting from xantippia) comes the rain (her piss)"

A hahahahhaa! See $tu, it's all good, I knew a few brave souls would try it out, likely without accuracy, but humor aplenty!

Silly Billy, I wouldn't say you got it right, but here's a few seeds for makin me laugh. Lines 1, part of 2, 3 and 4 are not accurate.[/quote]

Nothing forgot with sorrow and woe that,
what Socrates had with his two wives.
How Xantippa did piss upon his head:
This silly man sat still as if he was dead;
He wiped his head, "no more" he said
But 'Hear that thunder now comes a rain'".

That Socrates had with his spouses two;
How Xantippe threw piss upon his head;
This hapless man sat still, as he were dead;
He wiped his head, no more durst he complain
Than 'Ere the thunder ceases comes the rain.'

????????????????

Well, Cheers to you both for trying. I guess I'll give seeds to both of you for making some progress? lol.

"No thing forgat he the sorwe and wo
That Socrates hadde with his wives two -
How Xantippa caste pisse upon his heed:
This sely man sat still as he were deed;
He wiped his heed, namore dorst he sayn
But 'Er that thonder stinte, comth a rain'".

Here's my translation, or how I think the 14/15th century audience would have apppreciated it.

He did not forget what happened, the sorrow and the woe
That Socrates had with his two wives
How Xantippa poured urine on his head
Socrates sat still as though he were dead
He wiped his head, but dared say nothing more
Than "Before the thunder even stopped, I felt rain!"

(and I think you were right about the thunder being Xantippa's anger/yelling, you get the full 420 seeds for this insight)

the guy sounds like he is from up north the way he has written as sounds in england!

He's from London - 14th Century London that is At that time there were four or five dialects of English being spoken, and it happened to be the dialect spoken in and around London that became modern English.

For all my seeds (20)
Name the movie
hints
Key lines - "Sine your pitty on the runny kine" ,"Sa Da Tay" LOL ROFL

It co-stared Chris Rock

And the bestest hint is its my fav movie of all time!!!

hehe im guessing pooty tang but prolly not

seedy fella wrote:hehe im guessing pooty tang but prolly not

yeah your right! pooty tang. damn i had it too!

seedy fella wrote:hehe im guessing pooty tang but prolly not

Pooty Tang is right!!!
And it is the best movie ever!!!!!
My God!!!!!

Have fun with your 20 seeds.

haha kewl i r such lucky

Oooh yeah haha cant believe i won those seeds haha

ok heres one.. i dont know how many seeds i have so ill say as soon as i see how many seeds i got ill tell you how many (this is incredably easy, its basically the first person to post gets it sorta)

what movie is this quote from? :
"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

Edit: 155 seeds because its easy.. did i mention im plentiful in the seed category

For 155 seeds it is Scarface when tony gets kicked out of the high class restaurant and then flips out and makes a scene.
"Say hello to my little friend"

That is such a good movie!!!!

For 200 seeds, who is the sexy lead star of the IndianTimes movie production Lagaan? Post a picture of him to receive the seeds.