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Grrrl wrote:I dont really know how to advise you to keep your daughter safe from potential older male threats... maybe feed her up loads til she resembles a bowling ball? jk

JokersAce wrote:I thought the clap was when you fuck her so hard doggy style that it makes a clapping sound.

JokersAce wrote:If anyone wants to know anything else about America just send me your women folk.

andriaSRH wrote:Why you so stupid?

AbbyRoad wrote:its more like im ignorant. i just dont know any better.

Gorecore wrote:I should have told waffles to learn how to smoke a cigarettes first and then you'll be a pro at smoking weed.

I'm just playin'. Don't EVER start smoking! It's a filthy, wretched habit that is totally amazing after a good meal, while drinking alcohol, after having sex, when you first wake up in the morning...

Gorecore wrote:I love all of you. You're my sex crazed, mushroom chomping, X eatin', coke snortin', weed smokin' little bundles of joy.

Gorecore wrote:Now go pick her up in your Porsche!

Bubbles wrote:what?

flagg wrote:Not sure how old i am , hold on lets ask the nurse .....

Weedguru_RyaNayR wrote:wow, what's weird is i actually recognise all these quotes! i mean i actually read them all before, in their original topics.... normally i only recognise like 1 or 2 per page, or sometimes per two pages. i guess i've been on the site a lot lately.

JokersAce wrote:
My purpose is to fuck humans. I'd rather eat mushrooms and drop acid if I want to feel like I'm having sex with nature and animals.

Weedguru_RyaNayR wrote:don't misspell baked, like don't try to type it in the dark. if you're off by one letter, it spells naked.

Weedguru_RyaNayR wrote:does anyone ever feel like their eyes are like Iguana eyes? ya know like the eyes that are like cone shaped...