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but you weigh less than an atom

i can seduce all the women i want (i wish)

k monkey I like you but I'm gonna kill you...STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT !!!
you are makin me TENSE!!

edit... i guess ill play along



grr...




But you don't actually want any women, for you are clearly into pink monkeys.


I smell like green apples, this seduces the right kind of men.

I can make any man faint with my sexiness (ha!)

But you never get any sex coz every guy you meet passes out.

I can shoot bullets from my mouth

But one backfired.

I can stop time.
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jesus fuckin christ on a fuckin moped....





you can stop time but that also stops all motion therefore you are fucked unless you can start time, you seE? i dunno...


I am immune to every superpower

but you.....oh fuck it..im out

jus.me.n.my.pipe wrote:but you are weightless

Purple Monkey wrote:but you weigh less than an atom

Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:But you weigh nothing at all.

muaha stoners think alike, and within a minute timeframe..holycheese.



I'm sorry for fuckin the game. lol
here just respond to this now::


"I am immune to every superpower"

So nobody wants to play with you.

I can stretch out my limbs (think Elastigirl type shit)

But you cant stretch em back so you've got 6ft long arms.

I can never be arrested.

but you are always so guilty you confess to every crime you commit.

i can get what i want using jedi mind tricks on weak minded fools

Until karma weakens your mind and you lose everything in a fire



I can control Oprah Winfrey's voice and body

But such a weighty responsibility makes you commit suicide.

My car runs on hard alcohol!

But that means it costs you 10 bucks a litre.

I've got the magic stick.

but your dog keeps chasing it

i can move faster than light..

The curious orange wrote:but your dog keeps chasing it

i dunno why that made me laugh so hard but u coulda heard me from Iraq on that one...



kk---->


but since you are faster than light you are running in the dark and constantly hitting walls and other random objects thus hurting yourself A LOT



I can breathe underwater.

But you always smell like fish.

I can turn into any animal i want.