Is it just me, or are the females freaking out

[clashcityrocker]

OK I went to a party last night. Tons of alcohol- uncountable amounts

Anyway my sisters friend, pretty much passed out on the couch laying down on me. She was like holding my hand and shit too... And then started hugging me >_> etc etc.

Well there was another girl who was supposed to come to the party as well and my friend wanted us to 'hook up' cause she wanted in my pants. :b

If thats not enough I come home about ready to pass out. Unfortunately my sisters friend (Did I mention shes really hot... and we have a LOT in common) passed out before I could make my move. nooooooooo.

And then some girl calls me from her cell phone to tell me shes liked me ever since 10th grade, when she first met me. She was really drunk too XD

Last but not least, some old guy called my house this morning to try and reach my mom. I said "Shes not here right now." and he somehow KNEW MY NAME! He was like trying to make small talk which was kind of creepy- but then he said he had a granddaughter that went to the same school as me, turns out its this girl in my french class I have a crush on. What a coincidence :S

I would be the happiest guy in the world if I didn't have this DAMN SORE THROAT ARGH *stabs throat*

[Caro]

...it's the full moon. It stimulates our pituitaries and causes us to want what we can't have.

lol.

Sounds like you have a good hand, CSR. Play it.

[Nessus]

Nessus points to the lucky guy
Nessus notices that he has a sore throat
Nessus laughs

Seriously dude, well done! Now go make babies and post about it in 9 months.

[GodHand Kronix]

...it's the full moon. It stimulates our pituitaries and causes us to want what we can't have.

lol.

Sounds like you have a good hand, CSR. Play it.

Freaky but true, I wanted to go tan today, but it was rainy outside

[Weedguru Sensei]

Lol, last night was crazy, I drank a 26er, at this party, and like, I wake up and this girl is all on me. I look at her and in my drunken stooper i'm like "i'm fuckin drunk" shes like "dont worry, so am I" thats all I remember, until I woke up the next morning on the couch with hickeys all over and my pants at my ankles..

[Antix]

damn good shit

[clashcityrocker]

LOL quite a story youve got there Sensei.

I dunno about this full moon theory, if that was true I would have been killed by teh w3r3w0lfz