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MatteN wrote:I would be a leopard slug, once you watch this video I have NO DOUBT that everybody here would also choose to be one of these.
hahaha it was so gross but i couldnt look away...
it was weird when he was like "they pump sperm into eachother... WOW
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NinjetteDL420 wrote:
MatteN wrote:I would be a leopard slug, once you watch this video I have NO DOUBT that everybody here would also choose to be one of these.
hahaha it was so gross but i couldnt look away...
it was weird when he was like "they pump sperm into eachother... WOW
Gay slug sex...for some reason I couldn't look away
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^ well techincally its not gay because all slugs are transexual.
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wouldn't that still make them the same sex?
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Dr. Greenthumb wrote:wouldn't that still make them the same sex?
yes.... but it doesnt make it gay sex.
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Bisexual?
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same sex sex is gay,homosexual -->homo meaning 'the same' .
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WeedGuru_Flow wrote:same sex sex is gay,homosexual -->homo meaning 'the same' .
That's what I the way I figured it.
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WeedGuru_Flow wrote:same sex sex is gay,homosexual -->homo meaning 'the same' .
you guys are looking at it wrong, its impossible for them to have gay sex, they only have one gender, not two.
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but slugs have BOTH lol so its like gay and straight? I duuno... lol just be afraid if you bring home a girl and she has both.... thats when you have to panic
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i quit.
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I started my reply off with 'if one tranny hooker was banging another tranny hooker...'

At that point I realized that this isn't something I care to know the answer to. I see what ninjette is saying about it being somewhat straight and my idea that they're the same sex but I just don't care to put anymore thought into kinky slug porn.


If I was an animal I'd want to be a big white owl. I've also thought about being a squirrel before. I really like squirrels. Maybe a gliding one.
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We used to have flying (gliding) squirrels that would cruise down from a big oak tree in our neighbors yard to the top of their garage. They would always do it right before twilight. It was pretty amazing.
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Being a leopard slug would make for some strange sounding pickup lines!

"Hey, wanna come back to my place and wrap our shlongs around each other while we hang from a rope of mucus?"
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'Hell yeah I'll hang on your mucus rope...all night long'
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