My new beast...

[Spoonman]

Awesome bike dude

[weedguru_animal]

Cheers, Spoon...and welcome to the forums. I just returned from work on the beast and thank fuck for her extreme agility, for three cars tried to end me. but I evaded the swine...and they are pushing me, closer and cloer, to buying a fucking tomahawk, the axe, not missile, to use on the next car driver who looks straight at me, then tries to mow me down like a blade of grass...Riding in England should be more dangerous, for there are double the amount of people, in 1/20th of the space, but no, this is not the case, for here in melbourne, there are far more people allowed to drive who shouldn't be allowed a normal bicycle with support wheels, let alone a mechanised vehicle.

[Weedguru Higher]

there are far more people allowed to drive who shouldn't be allowed a normal bicycle with support wheels, let alone a mechanised vehicle.

Not just in Oz man, here in Quebec it's like that too. I have chronic road rage cause of all the bad drivers who have come near to killing me cause of their lack of driving skills..and lack to STOP at red lights

[(weedguru)scarf]

for here in melbourne, there are far more people allowed to drive who shouldn't be allowed a normal bicycle with support wheels, let alone a mechanised vehicle.

this is the truth

[weedguru_animal]

I want to start killing them...But need first to know that if worst comes to worst, Oscar will be cared for, by a loving family, and also, in my own interests, to avoid a definite END, to learn where the cameras are...I have no doubt I could evade capture, if I am chased by anything other than a gsxr600...or...r1...or Apache.

[Weedguru Higher]

I want to start killing them...But need first to know that if worst comes to worst, Oscar will be cared for, by a loving family, and also, in my own interests, to avoid a definite END, to learn where the cameras are...I have no doubt I could evade capture, if I am chased by anything other than a gsxr600...or...r1...or Apache.

You could mark me down as heriter for Oscar on your last will and testament if you like...then you could deliver it to me in Canada, and hide out here with me..I'm sure they won't bother with extradition.

[weedguru_animal]

Its a kind suggestion, Higher, I think! But i Know not what herter means, though the construction, and context, leads me to hereditary...meaning passed on to...but he is not IT...he is OSCAR...and how could I deliver if I am in the Tombs????

[Bubbles]

there are far more people allowed to drive who shouldn't be allowed a normal bicycle with support wheels, let alone a mechanised vehicle.

Not just in Oz man, here in Quebec it's like that too. I have chronic road rage cause of all the bad drivers who have come near to killing me cause of their lack of driving skills..and lack to STOP at red lights

man its the same here in fucking manitoba, ALL dodge drivers of 2008+ models seems to be drunk ALL the time behind the wheel

[weedguru_animal]

they seem to be drunk, but they are sober. Its a separate breed of human...which can only be accurately referred to as The New Dumb. A revision to troglodyte mentality...Me Man, Me BIg Car, He little bike, Me IN ChaRGE...linking in to the lack of trust, and therefore warmth for strangers, which is preached to the western consumerist capitalist fucked societies, through pretty looking and swwet sounding megaphones.

[Bubbles]

^ man, atleast if somebody is coming up behind you can out accelerate them no problem.

[MatteN]

wow it's beautiful and sporty, i really like it. i agree that it would look even sexier in a black color. have you named it? i know you've heard it a million times but please be careful on your bike.

[Certified-Nutter]

dude u may want something other than a tomahawk, they are really difficult to use, i got two... well i got one i broke the others shaft.
they are very weight forward n hard to judge ur distance with, i think a machete would match your style better :p
that or i do remember your personal obsession with gouging an enemies eyes out with a rusty spoon?

[weedguru_animal]

Psycho. Don't ever call me dude again...The sincerity, even childish joy in your post, confirms to the world as a whole, EXACTLY what i was outlining in my mass debate post if a few days back...i.e. that you are fascinated, even fanatical in some way, about kILLING. It makes me smile. But my smile is not at all an accurate, or trustworthy barometer of Decency...or Honour...Or Morality.

Thanks for the advice, dicknose.

[Weedguru Higher]

Its a kind suggestion, Higher, I think! But i Know not what herter means, though the construction, and context, leads me to hereditary...meaning passed on to...but he is not IT...he is OSCAR...and how could I deliver if I am in the Tombs????

haha, i guess i meant inheriter lol ...oopsie, i was thinking in french

[(weedguru)scarf]

i would look after the adorable little fruit bat for you.
Have you had time to get armour yet? when you do, head down to the great ocean road as that is a great trip!

and as far as drivers... yeah they definitely let to great a mix of drivers on the road...
scared, dumb, women, coconuts...