if you were an animal...

doobieman420 · Post by **doobieman420** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:12 am

yeah, id be owning mice and shit...

stnrstan · Post by **stnrstan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:46 am

I think I would have to be a dog. Nothing to do but eat, sleep, shit and fuck all day for your whole life. And lots of people get their dogs high and drunk and shit too so that would all be good. A dogs life for me.

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:51 am

People give their dogs liquor? who would do this? i mean smoke for sure but givin your dog some drink is just cruel.

Ikku · Post by **Ikku** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:19 am

I don't think a dog would drink alcohol, no way it could stand the taste. Maaaybe beer but a dog wouldn't drink enough to get fucked up.

Oh and dogs don't get to fuck unless they're purebred, most people chop their dogs' balls off.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:22 am

people got my ex-girlfriend's dog hella drunk at one party. they poored like 2 beers in his bowl and the old fuck lapped it all up. he was on his ass the whole night. it was an old dog too, thought it was gonna croak or something

doobieman420 · Post by **doobieman420** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:57 am

thats fucked up. i got a cat high once, i was scared for a minute, it was just flopped on the floor. it was ok tho, it got very friendly, purring, we were petting it and shit. anyway, back on topic, i would definitly choose falcon for sure. flight is so cool to me.

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:02 am

well if u accidentally leave a mixed drink like capt. coke the dog will drink it trust me.

xzxandrewxzx · Post by **xzxandrewxzx** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:28 am

the lockness monster and a yeti, non fictional animal would have to be terradactyl and the animal that is still living would have to be a bear, it would be pretty cool to stand at the edge of a waterfall catching fish or hunting seals in the arctic.

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:44 am

I'd be a mountain gorilla because their a beast.

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:49 am

hmm whats the difference between a mountain and a silverback?

CashMoney · Post by **CashMoney** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:22 am

I'd be a penguin man, they're ace

dylann · Post by **dylann** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:27 am

yeah but youd be freezing your ass off your whole life lol
id either be a panda and just move from bamboo tree to the next or be a goanna like swanne said. that sounds like a pretty sick life

or a stoners pet, just sit around getting high with your stoner owner. lol

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:47 am

Living creatures, I'd be :

Dunno why, I just like the little bastards

Now, if we're talking extinct :

Mainly 'cause I love eating meat that much :p

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:53 am

Sm0kyMcPot wrote:hmm whats the difference between a mountain and a silverback?

Silverbacks are mountain gorilla's but they turn to silverbacks when they get older when they get silver hair on their back.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:54 am

Silverbacks usually are the alpha males too aren't they?

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