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Post by Zen »

Still don't know what the hell a "head" is..... Although toilet would be a safe bet I assume. Just one drop you say? Good to know if you ever need to sabotage someone :twisted:

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Yes im guessing its toilet, seems the most logical.
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I was just shat on by my niece as i changed her. Thats twice ive been shat on this week and by 2 different people :shock: :(
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Post by mac dre »

well hell after an intro like that you have to finish the story with the first pooping on! hahaha
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Yes Tom, Your niece explains one pooping incident, now explain the other one :lol:
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Post by TuRkiSh ToKeR »

found out my ex gf stole my longboard n sold it. Now im gunna steal her backpack n take the goods and throw it away. Anythn else i could do for revenge? but cant let her know it was me.
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Can people tell if you are stoned, if you have like 1 joint. Because some relatives have come to visit which is good and all, but thats nopt my point. We usually play games and shit as a family on new years eve, but that sort of stuff doesnt start till 7-8 o clock. Its about 5:20 now i was wondering, if i smoke just 1 jay, will i be alright for 7 o clock. Also would anyone be able to tell if they came in anyway and I was stoned. Just curious.
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i find people to be generally clueless i they havent blazed before .. or dont have kids they have busted for it. then again i dont look high when im high, and i get high everyday and go to school or come home.. its no biggie to hid it anymore.
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Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

how did you guys end up with mushrooms and flames?

kron, you should be ok as long as you dont smell but that also depends on how stoned you act after smoking
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mac dre wrote:
Cusmar wrote:
canadianbud wrote:toilet?? crazy british folk.
dont you mean canadian? :lol: :lol: :lol:
no he meant american, both of you can go look up North dakota on a map and then come back and reply :lol:
hahaha oops! didnt even notice who posted, just assumed cos head sounded like a british word :lol:
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DrGrEEnThUMb wrote:how did you guys end up with mushrooms and flames?
slept with a mod.
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TuRkiSh this is all a lie wrote:found out my ex gf stole my longboard n sold it. Now im gunna steal her backpack n take the goods and throw it away. Anythn else i could do for revenge? but cant let her know it was me.
apparently a drop of visine in their drink makes them puke a lot, id give it a good squirt or 7 to make sure.
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Post by Funk Doc »

Fuck visine, get Ipecac. Or some kind of powerful laxative.
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skip all that xlax stuff, go right to the punchline and Crap in her underwear drawer.
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Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

your a trip both those posts cracked me up
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