the fat man walks alone...

[GirlSetsFire]

ok, so i get a lot of instant messages meant for other people because they weren't creative enough to come up with their own name so they ripped off mine. just kidding, it's a good name that i happened to come up with first. so anyway, this kid just IMed me thinking i'm someone who knows his friend liz. i don't know anyone named liz. i was bored so i was going to play along but then it like turned into some sort of rhyme-off. it was very bizarre...

X i am an idiot: hello
GirlSetsFire: hi
X i am an idiot: i am michael morrisette
X i am an idiot: and i have a question
GirlSetsFire: that's great
GirlSetsFire: and it is?
X i am an idiot: haha
X i am an idiot: do you know where liz close has gone
GirlSetsFire: i'd tell you but i'd have to kill you
X i am an idiot: hmm
X i am an idiot: well
GirlSetsFire: and bury you under the house with liz's remains
X i am an idiot: i'm not doing anyhting
X i am an idiot: so
X i am an idiot: you can kill me
GirlSetsFire: i've already said too much
X i am an idiot: haha
X i am an idiot: its ok
GirlSetsFire: the fat man walks alone
X i am an idiot: the cat fan talks on the phone
GirlSetsFire: with al capone
X i am an idiot: and jim shirone
GirlSetsFire: or is it his clone?
X i am an idiot: eating a bone
GirlSetsFire: it looks like an ice cream cone
X i am an idiot: all i hear is dial tone
GirlSetsFire: all i hear is low-pitched moan
X i am an idiot: it is beginning to drone
GirlSetsFire: it shall remain unknown
X i am an idiot: in a very secret zone
GirlSetsFire: look among the circle of stone
X i am an idiot: and you shall see a magic hone???
GirlSetsFire: and eat a delicious scone
X i am an idiot: not till you throw a noan
GirlSetsFire: what the fuck's a noan?
GirlSetsFire: you can find me on the throne
X i am an idiot: i've never really known
GirlSetsFire: did i mention al capone?
X i am an idiot: yes you did
GirlSetsFire: and we're done
X i am an idiot: i guess so
GirlSetsFire: bravo
X i am an idiot: haha
X i am an idiot: i think
X i am an idiot: i made up some words
GirlSetsFire: yes, which means i won
X i am an idiot: hmm
X i am an idiot: well
X i am an idiot: ill work hard
X i am an idiot: and someday
X i am an idiot: i shall not make up words
GirlSetsFire: well done michael morrisette.
X i am an idiot: haha
X i am an idiot: to you too

good times.

[marihighness]

i thouroughly enjoyed that! lol