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would you rather fly or have a 14 inch penis

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Post by Weedguru Gooster »

Im sure someone said this already, but I would rather fly! How cool is that, I assume you mean fly like Superman, not know the technical details of flying an airplane.

Besides, why would I want to shorten my penis? Har har, my gods, I would view a 14" long penis as a huge (no pun intended) bummer. I guess you could get into porn, but guys make like 10% of what females make in the porn industry. No woman I have ever been with and asked has said they like HUGE cocks, they are apparently hard to work with and painful.

Im happy with my body, but to be able to fly would be great!

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Post by Weedguru Anex »

dopeassteen wrote:No, I think he meant that if he could fly people would worship him and scientists would want to cut him open and see what's different in his organism that gives him the ability to fly.
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Post by Ice006 »

Just keep your flying a secret, until you find a place to go to that will pay a fuckload for you skillz, and you'd find a way to protect yourself from the govt. Failing that, just make yourself public, and they won't be able to really harm you.
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Post by DankLord »

good question its a tough choice but i chose to fly cuz if you could fly ladies would want you anyways. every one wants a flying boyfriend
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Not to mention the crazy positions you could get into without having gravity as a hindrance :)
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Post by Khronic »

That would be the coolest thing ever, too be able to fly. You could toke away 100ft up in the air, looking down on everyone. Then once your baked you could fly around some more.
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Post by vixen_sly »

well, since i'm badass and i am posting where i am not supposed to (guys only, pshaw)
i would have to go for flying
1) does the name supergirl mean anything to you?
2) penises are funny looking
3) you only need about 6 1/2 inches to please a girl, if you know how to use it
4) y'know when you do drugs and you FEEL like you're flying? just imagine THAT, plus actually flying. insanity!!
5) i want a cape
6) you could never ever EVER watch victoria secret commercials with your parents... hahaha, get it? nevermind..
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