Pass a Life Insurance Drug and Nicotine Test

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:52 pm

I need to pee for a life insurance drug and nicotine test. If i were to get urine from a friend of mine so i wouldnbt have to pay smokers life insurence, would they

1. Check for the urine temperature
2. Would the tests work if it were at room temperature
3. How long would somebody elses urine last at normal room temperature before it is no good.
4. Are there any other percautions that I should be taking with this?

Thank You

GAZ · Post by **GAZ** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:17 pm

1. Yes
2. Doubt it
3.I think its 24 hours. You should tape it to the inside of your leg, its really warm their.

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:01 pm

any other imput??

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:02 pm

what container should i use to tape it to my leg? Like a medicine container, mouthwash bottle, eyedrop bottle?

BlueBull · Post by **BlueBull** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:31 pm

Hmmmmmm maybe (had no experience with this) one of those extra thick condoms? The material is not as thick as for instance a medicine bottle, so it absorbs as much heat as possible,
It's flexible, so no awkward bump on your leg, and it's 'pretty' strong too...

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:30 pm

how would i open that during a drug test

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:17 am

I use a small elmers glue bottle, works great
get some one hand action goin there.

Any way I took an old pair of basketball shorts and cut off the elastic band on them with the string still on it ( you know to tighten the band)
and then I duct taped the glue bottle to the string, it works like a charm.
Just hold the glue bottle and you can undo the thing with one hand.

Use some water to practice it a bit so you dont fuck up, cuz you sure dont want to hear the noise, you know how the air gets back in the bottle? its gonna make a suction noise.

Any ways heres what I would do in your situation:

1. Find a non-smoker (of any kind)
2. Have them go with you and piss in the bottle right before you go in.
3. Dont get caught

Good luck

BlueBull · Post by **BlueBull** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:21 pm

how would i open that during a drug test

I guess you could do it like this: take a straw, cut ut till you have like 3 Cm of it (1,2 inches) and tape the condom opening to the end of it, then insert a lil plug (use your imagination here) into the end of the straw, make sure everything is airtight and vaila, during the test, take out the lil plug and have your way...

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:58 pm

get the whizzinator man like onterrio smith!

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:16 pm

Juicy J wrote:I use a small elmers glue bottle, works great
get some one hand action goin there.

Any way I took an old pair of basketball shorts and cut off the elastic band on them with the string still on it ( you know to tighten the band)
and then I duct taped the glue bottle to the string, it works like a charm.
Just hold the glue bottle and you can undo the thing with one hand.

Use some water to practice it a bit so you dont fuck up, cuz you sure dont want to hear the noise, you know how the air gets back in the bottle? its gonna make a suction noise.

Any ways heres what I would do in your situation:

1. Find a non-smoker (of any kind)
2. Have them go with you and piss in the bottle right before you go in.
3. Dont get caught

Good luck

This is a great idea, but the suction nois from the elmers mite be a problem, also, to keep the urine warm, wil the elmers bottle absorb heat well?

Juicy J · Post by **Juicy J** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:39 pm

They really dont make that much noise, I just squeeze all the piss out and shake it like im shakin my dick, then as im doing that I never let go of it so the air cant get back in and I close it up like that. And if you have someone piss right outside the building you'll be fine.

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:47 am

i heard that as long as the piss is less than 24 hours old you should be fine...

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:49 am

one more question though, does an elmers glue bottle unscrew at the top... and is it really hard to get the glue out, i dont want piss with glue all over it.. what did u use to get the glue out?

MSGHockey89 · Post by **MSGHockey89** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:34 pm

????? i got the glue, but the glue stays in the bottle what will remove it?

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:41 pm

i always wondered why the glue doesnt harden or stick to the inside of the bottle

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