If this weren't a joke it would've been impossible for anyone to read those words /sentences in a correct fashion.
Since the chinese language has about 4 different tones per word/phrase, so if you pronounce them either to high/low you're either dissing someone or just talking plain bullshite haha
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.