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How to get rid of a skunk?

Post by cutthecashflow »

Woke up this morning went out to my garage opened the door and hello! Guess what was staring back at me? A skunk, I looked at him he looked at me I closed the door and locked him in there. I came back like ten minuetes later to see if I was tripping out or not and I opened the door and got the most repulsive odor flowing up my nostrils.

Exactly what should I do there is a skunk in my garage and who knows if it has rabies or not.
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Post by Dulleffects »

i'd say call animal control. or pest control. whatever. or get a big bag of weed, hold it outside the door, and open the door, the skunk will smell itself and run outside.
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Post by Shwoot »

Lure it out with peanut butter or something, or call animal control.
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Open the door and then get the hell outta there. He'll probably leave on his own time. Otherwise like said already - animal control
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

Or your dads 12 gauge shotgun :)

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Just smoke some skunk and you're set
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Post by hashpipe »

yeah, go catch it, trim him, and then hang him for about 3 months in a dry dark room, might give you a nice buzz
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Post by 13laze »

best and cheapest thing to do is just air it out, don't really know how long it would take though
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

hashpipe wrote:yeah, go catch it, trim him, and then hang him for about 3 months in a dry dark room, might give you a nice buzz
Jesus, what kinda skunk takes 3 months to dry?

Do as higher said, if that doesn't work, do as flow said.
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Post by pirate »

what ever you do...DONT lure him out with food...he's gonna start thinking your garage is an easy place to get fed..
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how about luring him out and shooting him
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Post by GAZ »

^^^Gd point^^^ You do that and for all you know in a couple of nights time u could have a big party of skunks in your garage. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Weedguru Higher »

It was probably a mother skunk who has taken refuge in the garage....to give birth. Bet ya got 4 or 5 of them tiny little buggers in there by now. Good luck
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Post by Scratch »

man, get a few smokebombs a couple of gas masks and an AK47
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Scratch wrote:man, get a few smokebombs a couple of gas masks and an AK47
dude..he doesnt live in iraq.... :)
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