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Post by GAZ »

Ha Ha Ha. Higher made a mistake. Lets all point and laugh.
I made sure I didnt make any spelling mistakes in this post or else I would of been a hypocrite (bollocks i dunno how to spell it :lol: )
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Drug policy of the Netherlands

Large-scale dealing, production, import and export are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, even if this does not supply end users or coffeeshops with more than the allowed amounts.

Offences against the Narcotics Act are punished severely, but the penalties for soft drug offences are less severe than those for hard drug offences. Top priority is given to investigating imports and exports of hard drugs, and the heaviest penalties apply to these offences.

Offences and sentences

SOFT DRUGS
import/export 4 years € 45.000
sale/transport/production* 2 years € 11.200
possession of more than 30 grams 2 years € 11.200
sale/production/possession of up to 30 grams 1 month € 2.200

The laws are the same for foreigners and for Dutch people.

Prison
In prison, there are foreigners (specially European) addicts too. The information about their detention is not given to their own country; except when they are dangerous or when the offence is heavy (Europol affair), they are not sent back to their country; suspect is not enough, they must be really condemned through a judge. Every prisoner has right to an barrister, free of charge. Doctors and psychologists, social workers are available when it is necessary. The drug addict can get methadone every day without problems; the dose and duration of the substitution is established through each penitential centre's doctor and it can be slightly different from a jail to an other one; the aim is still the abstinence. The drug use is not tolerated and there are no syringe exchange programs.

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drugs usually are thrown over fences/ walls in cig packets, and the rubbish collectors pick them up and fetch them in, so ive been told...
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Here they are not in cig packs, you cannot bring cig packs into the prison, You have to buy them from within the prison. Tennis balls work for some prisons, for others they don't. The most common method is by plugging ones anal or vaginal orfice depending on the inmates sex :D. But every prison has its ways, every country too because the prison security level varies.
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This makes me want to be a respectful, law-abiding citizen, but i have rageing teenage hormones, telling me to vandakuze and kick people in their nuts :twisted: .
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Weed-iculous wrote:This makes me want to be a respectful, law-abiding citizen, but i have rageing teenage hormones, telling me to vandakuze and kick people in their nuts :twisted: .
How exactly does someone vandakuze? I've heard of vanadalizing, sure, but vandakuzing?
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lol@auto again
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Mota Smoka wrote:I dont like to see nobody go out like that, but that little punk-ass bitch had it comin.
Yay! Fresh out of jail and I already have a new plaything :D
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haha we were all waiting for that to come. or at least i was haha
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
Mota Smoka wrote:I dont like to see nobody go out like that, but that little punk-ass bitch had it comin.
Yay! Fresh out of jail and I already have a new plaything :D
Fuuuunk....take a deep breath and don't act impulsively now :wink:
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Fuck a deep breath.. :wink: :lol:
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Post by Midnight Toker »

That's clearly motha man anyway. Been there, done that.
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Hey funk, Glad to hear its all ok. Wat was jail like?
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

GAZ wrote:Hey funk, Glad to hear its all ok. Wat was jail like?
From what i know about jails id say; small,damp,hard beds,no pillows, bad food, huge same sex cell partner with this grin and twink in his eyes that makes you wanna bust out and run as far as possible

ofcourse this comes from a deluted mind filled with cartoon images and weed, never been there myself, except for when we went there in movies/cartoons etc :)
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