Guide To Dealing *** DISCLAIMER: DEALING CAN GET YOU IN JAIL

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or someone that needs the money bad would come and rob you, so dont show off :!:
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in england, i have only reallt found out prices for relativly small amounts, i know an ounce is roughly about £100-150 depending on quality. so sorry to be the annoying twat that asks, but does anyone have information on prices for bigger amounts in the uk? pm me if ud prefer?
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How large like a QP half or a full pound? Or are you talking even larger amounts... detail man we need detail.
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Good guide, FunkDoc :banana:
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Thats a good guide :P. Another tip for people who wanna deal. If you live on your own, dont hesitate to just grow your own. You need seeds and stuff but ...thats the only way to make your shit the real deal. And plus you can be proud of it too if you have it be good enough. Oh and school = bad. DONT start telling anyone anything in school, keep your grades up if you have to go and your parents want you to, cause thats the easiest way people get fucked with their parents and idk about other schools but the schools here are pretty sneaky, but they arent too bright to cover up what they think.
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We used to sell bud outta the bathroom in highschool.
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Damn i wish we could still do that. Our school is so screwed up though. We cant even pee alone! Theres a security guard that comes in and checks two male security guards and one female, 3 floors and elevator usage. They are constantly in the bathrooms and monitor the use of them closely
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anyone have any metal detectors in their schools? :(
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rc11 wrote:anyone have any metal detectors in their schools? :(
Not at mine, but most of the schools nearby.... aka the ones that have all had school shootings.
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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

Good guide funk, but if dealers try elevating through the ranks eventually surely they will get caught. If you become a big enough problem for the police (they start getting calls from people around you, concerned neighbors, dealers pretending to be concerned neighbors when really they just want your business) then thats the end you will get raided and police officers will pocket your cash and weed or you'll just get arrested which is probably worse.
Lastly try and make your meeting place change regurly or at least visible to no one. If your always in a place your customers can find you without phoning, like a park or street then the police will catch on to, i guarantee.
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cutthecashflow wrote:We used to sell bud outta the bathroom in highschool.
Hahah, I can relate, Though ive sold in the classroom many times too.
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Cusmar wrote:Good guide funk, but if dealers try elevating through the ranks eventually surely they will get caught. If you become a big enough problem for the police (they start getting calls from people around you, concerned neighbors, dealers pretending to be concerned neighbors when really they just want your business) then thats the end you will get raided and police officers will pocket your cash and weed or you'll just get arrested which is probably worse.
Lastly try and make your meeting place change regurly or at least visible to no one. If your always in a place your customers can find you without phoning, like a park or street then the police will catch on to, i guarantee.
Pfft, I've been shifting pounds for months now, and I only came close to getting caught once, after some retard bitch blabbed. A search through my appartment returned nothing illegal or suspicious. No bud, no scale, no empty bags, no stems, no cash, no nothing.

Anyway, in case of danger, cops need a search warrant to get in my appartment, and I live pretty high up in my building, so it takes them a while to climb all those flights of stairs (our elevator is broken). The time between me buzzing them in and them reaching my door is more than enough to get my cash and stash and dump it in the hallways in a trashcan, or pass it onto one of my neighbours.

My aspiration isn't to become the biggest drug lord in Europe, I'm pretty happy with what I make now. I'll probably quit dealing once I get a job, maybe grow a few plants and sell a few baggies now and then, but that'll be it. When I have kids, I don't want their daddy to be a fugitive or a jailbird.

And I never travel the streets with more than a few grams in my pockets. If you need a large quantity, you need to phone ahead or come to my door. Can't do that effort? Tough shit, you lazy bastard. I hope those petty street pushers don't rip you off.
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:D mail me some mannnn
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote: If you need a large quantity, you need to phone ahead or come to my door. Can't do that effort? Tough shit, you lazy bastard.
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Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote: If you need a large quantity, you need to phone ahead or come to my door. Can't do that effort? Tough shit, you lazy bastard.
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