whats the best way to get my cat stoned?

13laze · Post by **13laze** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:11 pm

trap it in corner, so it can scratch da hell out of you

Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:04 am

cutthecashflow wrote:what if the animal wants to smoke let the animal take in the fumes. What is the difference between us being around smoke and an animal being around smoke as long as it is all free will.

Like that monkey who smokes cigars, they tried to take the cigars away but he's addicted and don't wanna stop.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:24 am

Purple Monkey wrote:
Gorecore wrote:When I smoke with my friend at his house, he has a cat that's always in the room with us. We'll be sitting on the couch and she'd be sitting on the floor. After we'd toke, we'd exhale the smoke toward her.

She'd just lay back and squish her little paws together in the air. I call it 'making cookies'.

Cats do this instinctively from the day they're born. It's a technique they do while nursing. Massaging the mother's teat makes the milk flow better.

So think about that next time you're tokin and watchin your cat 'bake cookies'. Your cat is so stoned that it thinks it's a kitten suckin on a titty!
i think Gorecore lives in a parallel universe....man..i love the way you think dude...you HAVE to be on TV

Wow! Thanks for the compliments Purple Monkey!

Yeah, some pretty weird thoughts pop into my head while I'm stoned. I don't know if I have the cute face to be tv worthy or not.

I kinda think of myself like one of the guys from Fubar...only with a bit more intelligence, shorter hair, and more fat on the bone.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:41 am

Gorecore wrote: Yeah, some pretty weird thoughts pop into my head while I'm stoned. I don't know if I have the cute face to be tv worthy or not.

I kinda think of myself like one of the guys from Fubar...only with a bit more intelligence, shorter hair, and more fat on the bone.

cute face??? have you seen jay leno?? or drew carey for that matter...you could have your own stoner reality show...

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:12 pm

13laze wrote:trap it in corner, so it can scratch da hell out of you

Hahahahaha

GAZ · Post by **GAZ** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:14 pm

Damn that'd be a good show. Caro you must of spent so much time making that up ^. You sold it to me though, maybe you should work for an advertising company.

blizzunt · Post by **blizzunt** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:20 pm

Brilliant idea, would there be any guidlines on which methods of smoking are permitted? All bowls? Some joints/blunts?

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:22 pm

Yeah that made me laugh, too. Actually I'm glad to see so many people understand that forcing smoke into animals' orifices is not cool. I am happy the general Weedguru consensus was "don't do it". This means I don't even have to open these kind of topics any more. The downside being that I would miss offtopic ideas like the Weedguru reality TV show.

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:28 pm

Caro can you use the words nose and mouth rather than orrifices I have images of people blowing smoke up its ass and it aint pretty believe me and as I am gonna go to sleep its gonna gimme nightmares!!!

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:35 pm

my mate stuck a rocket up a cats arse n sent it up an alleyway, smoke is th eleast of cats problems

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:43 am

give it a pussy sized joint

Slurpee · Post by **Slurpee** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:01 am

lol, last summer when i stayd at my cuzins house, he got this kitten and hed always put it in medium sized box, then hed close the top so only lil crack was left and blow smoke in there. That Cat use to come out so fuckd up it couldnt walk. I really didnt think it was possible but i guess stoned is almost the same for animals. The lil kitty would "try" to walk around abit n eventually just give up and crash.

I dont condone this or think its a good idea. Personally i think itd be cool just to let ur animal chill in the room with you and thats great. This thread just reminded me of this.

astramasta · Post by **astramasta** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:56 am

my cat and dog both flock to me when i have a joint on, they get as close as they can to get as stoned as they can, then when the joint is finished they lay on their backs on the setees and go to sleep in unison, its good to watch, but like said before, its through their choice, not through forced.....

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