I need some advice from a female

jed the spread · Post by **jed the spread** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:21 am

sail the skin boat up to tuna town brother

jed the spread · Post by **jed the spread** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:27 am

sail the skin boat up to tuna town brother

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:00 am

I feel bad.

Yeah, go for her. Might as well try.
What would I know? I couldn't get a bf if I tried.

oh and

jed the spread wrote: sail the skin boat up to tuna town brother

you're a dumbass.

cleric_of_the_bong · Post by **cleric_of_the_bong** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:05 am

That has to be the worst thing I have ever heard. Jed stfu.

jed the spread · Post by **jed the spread** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:09 am

dont knock it till youve tryd it

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:46 am

tried it and done it but never in my life have I called it that man. Girls like a little bit of class not some analogy for your wank.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:54 am

lol, "come, let us mash our genitals..."

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:57 pm

Go for it man. Ask her out to dinner or something and show her a great time, make her feel special. Then at the end of the night ask her if she wants to do it again which, if you did it right, she will. Things should develop from there.

If she turns you down remember this, a platonic friend for a girl is like a dick in a glass case, in case of emergency, break glass. So there's always hope

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:48 pm

If she turns you down remember this, a platonic friend for a girl is like a dick in a glass case, in case of emergency, break glass. So there's always hope

that has to be the most disturbing analogy i ever heard, maybe im just a little baked but that sent some weird images into my head

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:25 pm

you can thank chris rock for that analogy

that was a good performance he did..

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:17 am

Hey man, honestly I'd try to seduce her when she's stoned. Sammy said "Let your penis do the talking", but maybe he's right. If she doesn't wants to do you it's because she doesn't wants you at all. If she refuses just apologize and say you still had to try it, but that you guys can stay good friend, and that you appreciate her company;... the usual shit.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:59 pm

thats the one like ^^^^^^^

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:38 pm

lol.. I'm not ready for a relationship..that's a classic.

man i hate 2 say it but that is a classic damm fucking girl fucking with our emotions

i think you shud go 4 it anyways what have you got 2 lose shell still chong with you im sure.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:04 pm

BUDA that pic in your sig rocks quite and old one aswell

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:56 pm

camerön wrote:BUDA that pic in your sig rocks quite and old one aswell

cheer man i fucking love the beastie boys there Ghetto.

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