stealth rolling *paranoid as hell*

[WeedGuru_Flow]

okay guys, this is one of the scariest and most intense experiences ive ever had... it's not about getting a buzz or something, no its about skinning up in Mcdonalds with my buddies last night

okay here goes

so its 19.30 pm and were eating @ macdonalds in antwerp, we were just gonna chill out all night, maybe catch a movie stoned (alien versus predator) and we decided that, while we were in Mcd we might aswell skin up, the place was packed but we did that sorta shit before so put my backpack on the table and get my baggy out and start ripping the pot while kenneth gets the skins and tabaco ready... im in the middle of getting the mix of baccy and pot into the leaf when all of a sudden two cops walk in and go sit AT THE TABLE TO MY RIGHT so one of em just has to look to the left and BLAM he'd see me with a handfull of pot and a skin, rolling up ... kenneth warns me and goes like 'omg shit fuck dude cover it up cover it up!!!' so im getting all paranoid turning my back towards the cop, getting the roach in place and is start rolling ... but to seal the joint i had to get it to my mouth to lick it first so i bend my body all the way down to my knees as if i was ready to vomit, lick it , roll it up and its finished... I'm about to get up again to put the jay away when te cop walks up to our table OMFG WHY THE HELL DID THAT DICK HAVE TO COME TO MY FREAKING TABLE he's standing behind me, im holding the jay in my fist out of sight and he goes









'do any of u guys have a light plz'

*enter sensation of relief*

kenneth gives him his light, he lights his cig and walks back


i swear man i was watching my back all night

[Weedguru Cusmar]

That's crazy, you've got to at least go to the toilet

[WeedGuru_Flow]

no man, i'd have to pay to not take apiss ==> waste of money


we do it there all the time, never ran into cops before... first times for everything i guess

[BUDA]

wtf y were the cops in macy ds that pretty crazy story lmao u got away lucky

[Funk Doctor]

Pfft, I used to roll joints in class all the time.

[Weedguru Cusmar]

Pfft, I used to roll joints in class all the time.

Once i skun a fat skunk spliff while the teacher left the room, i ground up the skunk and put it out in the skin and it stunk out the whole room, i skunk it turned around and the whole class was staring at me like i'd killed someone.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

Pfft, I used to roll joints in class all the time.

thats something we all did, plus its much ezier to do than in a packed mcd's with two cops sitting next to u

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

Pfft, I used to roll joints in class all the time.

Damn right.

Pipes out the window, bongs when the teacher goes out for a sec.

We sit down and skin up in Manchester city centre. The most hassle we ever get is a homeless person asking for a couple of hits. Which is easily sorted by either a joint or a little loose change.

[on his right]

last night i was chillin in front of my house tokin a fat joint, sitten on the driveway, when i see a cop car slowly lurkin down the street... i live in a pretty nice neighborhood, and cops are sketchy about theives, so i was like "shit, im sittin here on the driveway, dressed in black (randomly) with my hood on my head, and about half an ounce of bud on me." my driveways sloped up to my house, and i'm about 35 feet from the road, so i just layed back and hoped they wouldnt see me. well, they cruised by, and about 2 houses down i see the brakelights come on. well, they start reversing back towards my house, so i deked behind a pillar thing by my front door... they then shone their spotlight thing on my driveway, looked around for a min, then drove away... definitely sketchy.

[mac dre]

Pfft, I used to roll joints in class all the time.

same, after borrowing scizzors from the teacher or the library

[Funk Doctor]

Why would you need scissors for rolling?

[mac dre]

I dont like to 'finger-fuck' my chronic as it gets my fingers all sticky cuz of the crystal, and i dont Pre-Bust any of my chronic because.. i dont.

so i need the scizzors to cut up my marijuana so i can roll it up.


should i draw a diagram?

[WeedGuru_Flow]

hey, chill dude funk didnt wanna pun u lol

but the idea of cutting up weed with scissors just sounds weird

[Funk Doctor]

I dont like to 'finger-fuck' my chronic as it gets my fingers all sticky cuz of the crystal, and i dont Pre-Bust any of my chronic because.. i dont.

so i need the scizzors to cut up my marijuana so i can roll it up.


should i draw a diagram?

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were a chick that doesn't like to get her fingers dirty. You must be the only person on this forum that uses scissors to bust up her weed.

[Mind Terrorist]

i absolutely HATE skinning up where there's a chance of getting caught it fucks me up, but only when i'm sprinkling. i can do everything else with no worries whatsoever, but when i'm sprinkling i feel off guard for some reason. mind you i have an excuse to be paranoid. i skin up outside the police station, leisure centre, shops, library, etc in my town, plus on the school bus every morning and afternoon, and i have smoked a joint and skinned up in the toilets in both pizza hut and my old secondary school.