Why Indians cant hijack planes

[pirate]

>1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
>2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
>3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
>4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
>5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
>6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
>7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
>8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
>9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
>10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.

[pirate]

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