A panda bear walks into a bar. He takes a bite out of a guy's burger, pulls out a gun, shoots him, and turns to leave. The bartender freaks out. "You can't do that"! "Sir, calm down. It's okay. I'm a panda bear. Look it up". So the bartender pulls out a dictionary.
Panda Bear: Mammal, eats shoots and leaves....
You could tell this joke to a 5 year old but I still laughed
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You could tell this joke to a 5 year old but I still laughed
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JOKE RAWKS!!! hehehehe had me laughing my ickle titties off!lukasss wrote:i knoe another good joke.. whats red and green and eats rocks
answer... A RED AND GREEN ROCK EATER
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