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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

in case you dont know what braille lettering is, its the alphabet for the blind. :shock:
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Post by GodHand Kronix »

Already heard this, but still funny (Y)
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very funny, have some seeds,
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8/10 ahhahahahahahaha
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Post by Weedguru Sensei »

this gets a 9/10 if we're rating them, that's hilarious.
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Post by gates »

glad you guys liked it :lol: :roll:

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Funney (Y)
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haha funny stuff, old but still hilarious
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Post by clashcityrocker »

hahah, the first is the best cause its true
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Post by Purple^Haze »

I think thats less funny than you think it is. Lay off america anyways, maybe do something like- Only in Iraq.
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Mate its a few jokes


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Post by HempKnight1985 »

Funny shit. Just makes you think how lazy and wierd us americans are lol.
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clashcityrocker wrote:hahah, the first is the best cause its true
theyre all true man. fuck america i hate its fuckin guts. land of the free my ass
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

Purple^Haze wrote:I think thats less funny than you think it is. Lay off america anyways, maybe do something like- Only in Iraq.
1. Only in Iraq do they get piled on by bombs of big corporate motherfucks for no apparent reason.

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