Anti-Weed Commercials

[Dr. Greenthumb]

They always say marijuana kills you blah blah blah, but marijuana itself doesnt. Its the retard who was driving. I know when im high not to drive, i know its not worth it to die over a blunt ya know? So i hate the fact they make it seem like MARIJUANA KILLS! no it doesnt, 12 year old girls riding their bikes high, KILLS OK. i even asked my doctor. her words " Marijuana itself cannot kill you unless laced with a substace that had the power to kill you."

haha you kno that was a true story except it wasnt a stoner that hit her it was an old guy with a license confused brake for gas or some crap like that...driving while high is fun...i dont think weed affects the way i drive...not at all

[a fluffy turtle]

i drive high all the time...one time i was so stoned taht i stoped on a light taht was green thinking that the left turn signal taht was read was a red light for all the lights...i stoped in the middle lain ( i have no cllue how i missed the damn green sign...) a car honked like shit behind me and i just snapped bak into reality...

the ugliest thing when driving is when a friend who likes to tell stories wen stoned is beside u and u start zoning out on his story and forget u r driving...



oh...im an athiest too...fuck all this religion crap....no point