Man howd that happen

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:41 pm

Thats what I heard when I woke up this morning. My roommate was saying dude whats wrong with your head. I was bleeding from my forhead all over and I have no clue how it happend I ended up getting pretty wasted and the next thing you know I woke up bleeding. Any thoughts on what might have happend.........

Make it interesting.

Tripped · Post by **Tripped** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:46 pm

when you went to lye down on your bed you smacked your head? or.... you got into a fight with some guy and before he even got his fists up you tried to head butt him but missed and hit the wall.

Tripped · Post by **Tripped** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:56 pm

oops, sorry, double posted.

God · Post by **God** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:26 pm

a dinosaur brigade raided your house. you fled to the nearest chinese buffet and gave the waitress $2.00 and left without eating. you informed the police, who then stabbed you with a brick.....in the head...

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:51 pm

You were helping your neighbor move to Mexico, but you forgot to do your homework, so your head started bleeding.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:49 pm

You thought gashing your head was a good idea, once that was done, you passed out

thc.trip · Post by **thc.trip** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:50 am

wow you must have lost a decent amount of blood?

Jarrad · Post by **Jarrad** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:11 am

hmmm id say a monkey bit you ...or a monkey man

Shredd · Post by **Shredd** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:02 am

maybe bugs bit you while you were sleeping and laid babies in your wounds?

its_ready · Post by **its_ready** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:06 am

superman slept at home while the cheeseburgers were being sold for 10p and u brought twelve and sold them for traffic lights which u headbutted a clown with

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:59 am

definitely underpants gnomes

Arik ^ · Post by **Arik ^** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 4:15 am

Well sense every one is coming up with random ideas...

When you were drunk you decided to see how fast you could run to your bed and you thought you would cut time by doing a jumping dash and thats when you over called it and nailed the wall. You passed out from the alchohol posining and almost died in your sleep.

Oyeah this morning I woke up and the first thing I heard was, "I'm going to kill these fucking dogs"

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:01 pm

Thats all bullshit, im willing to bet money it was crab people..... the bastards

layabout guy · Post by **layabout guy** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:49 pm

at the mooment of reading everyones ideas im high and let me tell u this is the funnest things ive ever read

p.s everyone read the page again high u wont reget it!!!!!!!!1

layabout guy · Post by **layabout guy** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:50 pm

Hardy wrote:You thought gashing your head was a good idea, once that was done, you passed out

the best answer coz its short and sweeet

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