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Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:06 pm

playin golf when ur stoned is fun. not like actually playin for like a score and to win but just goin onto an empty golf coarse late at night smoke a bowl and just hit a few balls. we did this last night for about an hour n a half. its pretty challanging and fun

I AM ADAM · Post by **I AM ADAM** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:03 pm

i tink it would be fun to just smoke a blunt and play in the middle of the day, its a golf course, no ones going to notice, people smoke cigars all the time on golf courses and peoploe are pretty far away from eachother.

and imagine using a golf cart........the possibilities are endless.

Disraeli Gears · Post by **Disraeli Gears** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:16 pm

Two words: Crazy Golf

riff · Post by **riff** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:32 pm

they both rule. i always get blisters on my hands when i play though

there's usually a lot of arrogant toffs at golf clubs.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:35 pm

Oh man this reminds me of the Golf Course Air Horn skit in Jackass: The Movie.

Anyways, I like miniature golf much better.

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:48 pm

I'm a pretty serious golfer here

Try to get out once a week - usually caned.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:01 pm

i play for the team at my school its cool cuz we play a bunch of nice coarses for free...i always roll up a joint before so i can smoke while im playin it helps relax and thats the key to golf being relaxed...i love being out on the coarse surrounded by trees...definitely a stoner sport

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:35 pm

haha i didn't know schools had a golf team. easily recognised by their spiked shoes and funny hats

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:53 am

^Dude, I didnt think so either. Then one day it was me, my bro, my cousin, and a pretty big dealer who im good friends with who ill jus say his names T. We was headin north towards canada for uhh....

But then we was smokin n shit, And T had some loot, Stopped at a Mickey D's for some grub, And theres a bunch of school busses for some rich preppy school and it was all like freshman preppy as fuck golfer guys. The rich snobbish type which i cant stand peopel who are snobbish, So T was talkin shit to them the whole time not bein to mean but funny as hell talkin shit. Ahh good memories.

Im not a big fan of golf. But when i was 9-11 years old i worked at a 9 hole golf course, A small ass one. Got payed 5 bucks a hour under the table. But one guy there liked me he was like early 20's, A partyer looked like. And id work like half the time then they had a tractor for cuttin the grass and a couple golf carts. Hed always jus race around on the shit and have me come with him. The good old days.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:20 pm

[quote="Weedguru Funk Doctor"]haha i didn't know schools had a golf team. easily recognised by their spiked shoes and funny hats

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most people wear normal hats but i always wear my old guy golf hat its pretty cool...
i used to work at a golf coarse to...its slack all i would do was drive around the golf cart and smoke all day...best damn job ive ever had

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:51 am

i will beat anyone on this fourm at a round of golf. i've been playing since i was ten...........

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:23 pm

what do u usually shoot on 18?
we could have a weedguru golf tournament

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