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riff · Post by **riff** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:21 pm

i was at this party on the weekend, we were pretty high already when my friend rolled a joint. the usual smoking crowd of about five people were gathered round but there was one unfamiliar face. it was this girl from college who i kinda know & she asked if she could smoke with us. i told her to come back in 10mins when another joint was rolled. so she comes over 10mins later, we spark up the joint, it comes to her and she PUTS THE CHERRY END IN HER MOUTH! i know it doesn't sound funny now but it was just so shocking when it happened, i couldn't believe it. it wasn't until after we found out she was a virgin this is all a lie, not that it was hard to figure out!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:27 pm

but uhm, was she like totaly drunk or something? cuz when your sitting in the stoner group and the joint gets passed around she must have noticed which end you toked from, right? and still who the hell's dumb enough to put the burning end in his/her mouth

The curious orange · Post by **The curious orange** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:04 pm

ahahahahahaha

even if she was a virgin, you dont have to be a genius to figger out which end to toke from

Goodtime Slim · Post by **Goodtime Slim** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:11 pm

surely she must have seen someone smoke a cigarette when its clearly going to be the same sort of thing

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:43 pm

oh dear wot a spastic, i cant believe she wasn't completely fukd.

CardHore · Post by **CardHore** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:07 pm

haha thats funny. Ive nearly done that accidentaly a couple of times when i was fucked! but never because im a retard

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:12 pm

....and then this beautiful girl put the joint backwards in her mouth, came up to me, pressed her lips to mine, and blew smoke through the inverted joint into my lungs....

Now that would have been a better ending to your story.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:48 pm

we do that down here all the time we call it (by its french name)

soufflé (SOE- FLEJ) ^^ it gets u wacked bigtime!

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:51 pm

blow back, but not as intens as your version caro .

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:02 pm

It tastes like burning!

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:05 pm

ElderFlower wrote:we do that down here all the time we call it (by its french name)

soufflé (SOE- FLEJ) ^^ it gets u wacked bigtime!

You damn skippy they do, I love em!

That's SOO-FLAY for you english speaking d00ds.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:15 pm

I tought souflees were like... cakes or some sort of food.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:17 pm

So why on earth do we use the same word for a light, fluffy dish made of beaten egg whites?

[Edit: you beat me to it, CCR! lol]

I prefer the term blowback. I'd sure like to recieve one today, too....

I wonder if I can talk my hot best friend into giving me one...hmmmmm....

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:50 pm

i did that for a girl, the smoke hit her n she pulled away n burnt my lips

Ev3rydaySmok3r · Post by **Ev3rydaySmok3r** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:48 am

we call them shotguns!

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