wetting pants

[Zer0orDie]

The last time I pissed my pants was when I was 8. I just woke up in a see of urine. Yay.

lol a sea of urnie...hahah that almost made me piss my pants

[Real Life Fake]

Last time I pissed my pants?

Last week

[tweedle]

i remembered 1 time when i was about 5 i shat myself durin playtime at skl, i coodnt make it 2 the loo but damn was it a good shit

[Goodtime Slim]

I have a friend Tom that got absolutelty hammered, he'd been drinking all day and evening pretty much. After falling down a sort of ditch thing he passed out and someone had to go climb down to carry him out. While he was slung over the shoulder of this other guy, Tom then pissed himself, all over the guys back. After being put into a car he then pissed again all over the front seat.

[Midnight Toker]

I cant remember how old i was but it was basically the piss dream gone wrong thing caro had. I once thought i had pissed myself on a bad trip, but thats another story.

I actually know quite a few people who have pissed emselves quite recently, mostly pisshead girls. I know this one girl who's pissed herself quite a few times. When you get her stoned or pissed you can make her laugh so much she pisses herself.

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

The last time i pissed myself i was about 7 or 8 in a school play

[Happy Homer]

last time i pissed my pants was on the 4th of july. this one that just happened. it kinda sucked. i went to piss in the woods and i forgot to pull it outta my pants. luckily i noticed really quick and pulled it out and got my shirt. we laughed so hard.

[Owen]

wen i was 7 i think it was, i woke up and thought 'fuck it i cant be assed 2 get up and pee' so i just pissed in my bed and went back 2 sleep. lol

[Midnight Toker]

wen i was 7 i think it was, i woke up and thought 'fuck it i cant be assed 2 get up and pee' so i just pissed in my bed and went back 2 sleep. lol

That's just plain damn nasty! And people call ME lazy

[Saucy]

Ehh..... i dont think i ever peed my self

[Heigh]

Ya i probably was in one of those random ages like 8-9. ANd it happened the same way. Dreamed iw as pissing in a toilet woke up and blamo.

[Caro]

Ehh..... i dont think i ever peed my self

Wow, that's remarkable. You were never an infant!

alien scum

Did I tell the truth about the last time I pissed myself? Without looking, I suspect I did not.

er that's just too embarassing (17) I had walking pneumonia and bronchitis and I was smoking cigarettes, marijuana and crack day in and day out. My coughing got so bad that I became chronically incontinent

Actually it's making me laugh now, you wouldn't believe what a loser I was. What kind of idiot keeps smoking crack when it makes them puke and piss themselves, sometimes simultaneously. One time this guy who had no arms and one leg (heh, a crack smokin musician dude, cool as hell, he just had two little fingers sticking out of each shoulder, and so we'd have to help him smoke crack coz he wasted a lot trying to do it himself with a candle... anyway) he said to me, "you've gotta take better care of your hands". Which I had blistered and bloodied to the extent that I have scarred thumbprints, just from using a lighter with such frequency. For some reason, it was so absurd, I tore my fingers up on lighter wheels. I used at least a lighter a day, I smoked that much. Weird.

Anyway yeah, I smoked so much that I had extreme, extreme coughing fits when I got very sick. Didn't stop me though.

Note: to any of you who dont know me, I've been clean 4 years and just graduated from college Magna Cum Laude

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[Captain]

lol last yr. I was stoned as fuck in school and I thought it would be hilarious to piss my pants in front of the class, so I go to present a project and I piss myself lol. dam that was fucking stupid.